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funny how shakespeare has been quiet ever since dakota johnson said actually no that’s not the truth ellen you were invited
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9 year old me be like i know a place and then take u here
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yall: i love boys with an alternative fashion sense
the alternative fashion sense in question:
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some of yall never developed a set of principles and morals independent from ur parents’ beliefs and it shows ........
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cancer season so emotionally draining already n for what
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men be like “i know a spot” n then ghost u before they take u there
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dont give me the aux cuz we all gonna be asking delilah what its like in new york city
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yall ever wanna go for a long ass walk at night or walk to ur car by urself or do basically anything that seems like it should be normal and safe and then remember ur a girl so u cant
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colleges be like “we value diversity” and then ur the only person of color in the classroom
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“you’re so shy!” no i just dont like u ❤️
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he’s sending other girls “haha bet” i cant breathe yall 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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overthinkers be like “i know a spot” and its in their own heads
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why dont boys paint their nails. u have so little to lose and so much to gain
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thought i was gonna have a mamma mia summer in the sense that i’d get to be a hoe on a beach in greece and sing and dance in fall in love but im actually having a mamma mia summer in the sense that i cry frequently and mainly use abba songs as an outlet for my feelings
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if u have to be offensive to be funny maybe ur just not funny
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girls put butterfly clips in their hair and think they did something and u know what they absolutely did u look like a goddamn fairy princess
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where are yall finding these significant others to plan picnic dates for u what am i missing here
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men be like im not misogynistic i just hate women bc they’re all sluts and i dont think they deserve rights
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girls under 5’3” be like i know a spot but i cant reach it
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