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only girls can live in my head rent free. guys its $3500/month plus utilities
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if i ever displayed emotions around u i was just kidding
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the inherent tragedy of being prettier in the mirror than you are in photos
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no one does a mirror selfie like solange
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summertime is so sexy its all about fresh fruit, late night drives, abolishing the police, golden hour, sunbathing, calling out your racist friends, sangria on the beach, picnics, dismantling systemic racism, sleeping til noon
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ummm apparently some people dont daydream???? like when they’re not actively thinking of something they’re just thinking of....nothing??? huh? what goes on in ur head if ur not filling every spare minute with elaborate fantasies and situations that will never play out.....?
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yall be like “omg boys who challenge gender roles😍😍😍” and its just a skinny white dude wearing nail polish and a pink hoodie
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im in a really bad place rn ..... not emotionally i just live in america twitter.com/CNBCnow/status…
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what do u mean i never flirted with u i literally read ur tweet
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men what is stopping you from being him
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girls who can hang: strawberry shortcake, bratz
girls who are cops: barbie, polly pocket
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if u ever hear or see something that reminds u of me u are legally obligated to tell me about it
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ashton sanders deserves all the hype and then some
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society if percy jackson had become as big of a franchise as harry potter twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
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college emails about fall semester be doin a lot of talking without really saying anything
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the goal is not to be beautiful enough that men will like you the goal is to be beautiful enough that strangers on the internet decide to draw u completely unprompted
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thinking about the feelings you had for someone and how you would’ve done anything for them after you’ve gotten over them is so embarrassing omg
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blueberries are the absolute worst fruit. where is the flavor. where is the passion
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men be like i know a spot and then take u to a parking lot
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i drink 3 coffees on an empty stomach and wait until 5 pm to have my first meal of the day and then have the audacity to be like “aw why does my stummy hurt :(“
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