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boys are bad in general but boys with 4 letter names are a different type of evil
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men respect women they aren’t related or attracted to challenge
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men DO NOT INTERACT with this tweet
hi girls love u hope ur doing well today <3 ur hair looks really pretty and dont forget to drink some water!!!
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cant stand a “im not really into politics” mf
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idk what man needs to hear this but you don’t have a “dark sense of humor” ur just weird and scary
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i am simply too hot and popular to know how to do math
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me when a man compliments me: thanks lol
me when a girl compliments me: omg!!! 💓💓💓💓🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️🥰💓❤️❤️💓🧚🏽♀️✨🧚🏽♀️❤️🧚🏽♀️❤️😭✨🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭✨🤗✨✨💓✨💓✨❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨💓✨✨✨✨🥰🥰🥰💓💓🥰😭😭💓🤗🧚🏽♀️🧚🏽♀️❤️🤗🤗🧚🏽♀️ i love u 😭🥰😭❤️❤️🥺
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idk who needs to hear this but being over the age of consent doesn’t mean you can’t still be taken advantage of for your age by someone older
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march, tuesday, and 7x3 = 21 all have the same exact energy
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i be like “i hate being perceived” and then take 236 selfies and tweet my every thought
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the “bro code” is for things like not dating your homie’s ex girlfriend not for things like protecting your trash ass friends from being exposed for rape and sexual assault you absolute moron
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i wear a mask because i could be protecting others from getting sick & because it hides my side profile from other people. literally a win-win situation
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i may be annoying but i have never posted a video to my story of me dancing to a song and lipsyncing at the camera
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wish public schools cared about racism as much as they cared about girls’ bare shoulders
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when u have a nice dream about someone u dont speak to anymore twitter.com/cokespoon_/sta…
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devon bostick could do the wolf of wall street but leo dicaprio could never do rodrick heffley
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people with the absolute worst communication skills:
1. men
2. university administrators
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yall can exchange the same lifeless snapchats with one person for 427 days but u get tired of seeing posts about black lives matter after 2 weeks. noted
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i want to be a woman in an old painting so fucking bad they just eat fruit and recline on velvet sofas with their titties out like god what a life
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when lorde said “you buy me orange juice” she was actually referring to the phenomenon under capitalism in which the expenditure of capital in exchange for product is synonymous with feelings, thereby often conflating love with the acquisition of material goods. in this essay i w
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and if you ever encounter a man who refers to women as “females” ..... well, good luck charlie
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want that “i cut fruit for u” kinda love
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