1
thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts
2
romanticize ur life bitch!!! act like every car ride u take with ur friends is the last scene of a coming of age movie!! make ur coffee in the morning like its the last time u will ever do it! fall fully in love with strangers! just do it who cares!!!!
3
oh and while we’re at it. free every Black person incarcerated on marijuana related charges. thanks
4
colleges be like “we are against institutionalized racism” baby u are the institutionalized racism
5
stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
6
if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil
7
happy 12 year anniversary to twilight
8
taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history
9
oh to be a labrador retriever sleeping in an ivy-covered windowsill overlooking the canal
10
the real college experience is realizing like halfway through college that u do not want a career at all and would rather make a comfortable little living in the woods somewhere
11
abba LITERALLY has a song for everything. having a crush on ur teacher...defeating the french ... watching ur daughter grow up ... being poor..... being horny.....breaking up and making up....turning 17 ..... they covered every single base
12
rt if u are HOT, love ICED COFFEE, or WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE AND DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMACY ...... no one will ever know which one ur rting for
13
🌙 ⋆·˚
⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭🦔 he’s looking at the moon
16
u want me to have sex. the thing that killed bella swan
17
i feel like i have never seen a photo of michael cera that makes sense
18
everybody say happy birthday hello kitty
19
zayn leaving one direction on a random wednesday in 2015 in the middle of the school day twitter.com/swiftoursonggg…
20
oh to live in dakota johnson’s midcentury modern los angeles home
21
happy 17th anniversary to the movie scene that invented love
22
happy valentine’s day to literally only them
23
happy 22nd anniversary to 10 things i hate about you, one of the greatest teen romcoms of all time <3
24
when hozier said “i’m so full of love i could barely eat” and “my baby’s sweet as can be she gives me toothaches just from kissing me” and “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down i'll crawl home to her” ALL IN THE SAME SONG
local girl writing tweets and also articles