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thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts
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taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history
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romanticize ur life bitch!!! act like every car ride u take with ur friends is the last scene of a coming of age movie!! make ur coffee in the morning like its the last time u will ever do it! fall fully in love with strangers! just do it who cares!!!!
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if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil
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colleges be like “we are against institutionalized racism” baby u are the institutionalized racism
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logan lerman looking at his birthday cake which somehow happens to be MY TWEET??
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stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
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the real college experience is realizing like halfway through college that u do not want a career at all and would rather make a comfortable little living in the woods somewhere
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u want me to have sex. the thing that killed bella swan
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i feel like i have never seen a photo of michael cera that makes sense
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happy 12 year anniversary to twilight
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oh and while we’re at it. free every Black person incarcerated on marijuana related charges. thanks
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need to live in a japanese mushroom house
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abba LITERALLY has a song for everything. having a crush on ur teacher...defeating the french ... watching ur daughter grow up ... being poor..... being horny.....breaking up and making up....turning 17 ..... they covered every single base
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lexi howard hyping herself up and getting all dressed up to go see her crush only to say 2 words to him….she is just like me fr
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zayn leaving one direction on a random wednesday in 2015 in the middle of the school day twitter.com/swiftoursonggg…
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oh to be a labrador retriever sleeping in an ivy-covered windowsill overlooking the canal
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the category is ex law school students turned himbos
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oh to live in dakota johnson’s midcentury modern los angeles home
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channeling jonah hill’s energy this summer.........he looks so happy
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⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭🦔 he’s looking at the moon
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the way these ALL came out in the SAME YEAR…2014 was all about feeding the YA fiction girlies
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