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“you’ve changed” bro lorde hasn’t put out any new music since 2017
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if you’ve ever seen my side profile. no you didn’t ❤️
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sean kingston said his girl was so beautiful that it made him want to die and ur man is texting u “wyd” at 2 am but won’t put a label on ur relationship
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university emails are just intellectual ways of saying “no ❤️”
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genuinely very upset that no matter who i marry they will never even remotely compare to a 2012 wattpad fanfiction one direction member
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you’re in his dms i ruined an entire genre of music for him we are not the same
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do not contact me unless you are rodrick heffley from diary of a wimpy kid or you are willing to undergo facial reconstruction surgery to look exactly like him
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one thing about me is imma romanticize everything
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girls be like i know a spot but i need a ride
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robert pattinson’s management team doesn’t give him internet access because they know he’d be too powerful on social media
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not answering texts anymore unless u send them to me as a letter via usps
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fuck ur zodiac sign, which required reading book from high school english did you absorb into your personality for a few months while your class studied it. mine was the great gatsby
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one direction said “if you ever feel alone.....don’t” and we just let them
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in every relationship 1 person cant drive and 1 person thinks they are the main character in a fast and furious movie
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dating apps are literally not for me i want to be wooed in a slowburn victorian kind of way like first we make eye contact at a ball then you insult my entire family then you write me a love letter and confess your feelings for me THEN i will consider your proposal
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i love the avengers 😍 marvel please make more movies
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why do men not do skincare because it seems feminine it is literally your SKIN
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i be like “i want attention” and then i ignore my texts for 7 hours
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“you changed” i got rid of my internalized misogyny bro
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cece and schmidt from new girl are what nick jonas and priyanka chopra think they are
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take me away from freaky friday not being a real song i can stream is my villain origin story
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hey there delilah didn’t have to go that hard
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