401
why do 1800s vampires keep going to high school for 200 years after they died. this is a subtweet at stefan salvatore and edward cullen
402
home by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros actually makes me feel some kinda way
403
logan lerman’s girlfriend is so pretty they both won
404
i will go to my grave waiting for hozier and florence welch to put out a song together and give me the hades/persephone collab of my dreams
405
girls dont want boys they want $400 for a kristin mallison vintage tapestry corset
406
i really think gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) by abba could create world peace like if u got all the worlds leaders in a room and played that how could it go wrong
407
mentally i am in a mediterranean beach villa
408
WAP stands for
W -
A - actually no that’s not the truth ellen you were invited
P -
409
the pure unadulterated bliss of not wearing a bra
410
why do comedians still try to have careers when robert pattinson talking about edward cullen exists
411
robert pattinson has covid .... do u need anything ill bring over a care basket ill bring u ibuprofen and cough drops and tissues ive got u
412
i should have acted up more in high school because there were literally no long lasting consequences and im pretty sure permanent records dont exist
413
i hate when a day is so good that when u go home and ur alone in ur bedroom ur just like Damn. miss that energy :/
415
it’s finally turning into autumn twitter.com/bobbydancing/s…
416
not only does robert pattinson live in my head rent free but he’s living in a luxury space too. like he’s got the amenities in there, he’s got a balcony and a rooftop view, sometimes i’m his live-in chef, housekeeping comes twice a week for his linens
417
wish it was socially acceptable to wear halloween-style angel wings as an everyday outfit accessory :(
418
no one got me like the twilight soundtrack got me
419
oh to stop at a heart shaped traffic light in iceland
420
if they are not a “text me when you get home safe” friend i do not want them
421
i miss last summer when alexa demie ran the fucking world
422
my laziness is literally unparalleled i will dehydrate myself because i dont want to get a glass of water
423
hozier is so funny because he looks and sounds like he’d be some kind of feral woodland entity that’s very somber and mysterious but then he posts weird handsome squidward filter videos that were meant for his close friends story and listens to flo milli like what
424
how and why did i get to the corner of tik tok where people are making povs about being in a love triangle with draco malfoy and cedric diggory
425
i am so tired of responsibilities i just want to sit in a flowery field and read a really good book
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