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thanksgiving is gonna be lit i’m ready for my cousins to be hitting the juul in the bathroom while my relatives lecture me about my life decisions
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for everyone who is going back to school just remmember that it will be just fine :) LOL jk it will suck 😂 can’t relate lol 😂💯💯💯💯 have fun sitting at school for 8 hours a day lol 💀💯💀💯💀💯💀
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i listened for the new blackpink song and my ass got fatter omg this is so weird 😳😳
380
when i was in 5th grade my only job was making sure everyone knew my flappy bird score was over 100
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anyone:
me: k why do u hate me be honest is it because i’m ugly or annoying or fat pls tell me 😔😔
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ok but imagine not hating urself wtf wow can’t relate JK i can i am amazing and i am the best person on this planet lol bow down 😌✨
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ok how am i in a shane dawson video lol i think the simulation is pranking me but i ain’t mad about it 🤠🤠🤠#swag
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me bc i’m staying strong and not deleting my most recent instagram photo despite wanting to :
🤠
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡\
/ ╰ ╯ \
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WHY DID WE ALL HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER WHOS CONTACT IN THEIR PHONE FOR THEIR MOM WAS “birthgiver” LIKE.... 😳😳😳
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the old me:
-boring
-bad fake tan
-gross 🤢
the new me:
-thriving
-tik tok legend
-eyeliner god 😌
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GUYS I JUST SAW DAVID DOBRIKS VIDEO and he inspired me wow so I want to give some of y’all money so if you are struggling rn reply to this tweet and in a bit i’m gonna send 10 of y’all $200 (i am prob gonna do this a few times so if u don’t “win” don’t worry) 😎❤️
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life hack:
𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓸𝓻 5 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓾𝓻 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓭 😌✨💅🙈💯🦋🍷
390
hating it here more and more every day ❤️
392
ugh my life is so hard. i wish i was a horse girl my life would be way easier😌
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how other people see me:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
🚽🚽🚽
🚽 🚽 🚽
👇 🚽🚽 👇
🚽 🚽
🚽 🚽
👢 👢
how i see myself:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
😎😎😎
😎 😎 😎
👇 😎😎 👇
😎 😎
😎 😎
👢 👢
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the biggest ego booster is when you get called on in class and say something funny and the whole class laughs LIKE THERE IS NO GREATER FEELING 😳😳✋
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omg guys look it’s thanos:
👿
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡\
/ ╰ ╯ \
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yeah i’m an okay youtuber but my main talent is successfully hiding my ds under my pillow when my mom walks in to check on me at night 😎
😔🤠😘