901
ok guys i’m back in LA here is my to-do list:
✅ get in another scandal 😋🖕
✅ go to urth cafe and eat mediocre avacado toast 😳🥑
✅ spend way too much money for absolutly no reason 😍👍
k i’ll let y’all know how it goes
902
ok frik makeup i’m becoming a DIY channel 😋 my first vid will be how to make crack cocaine using items you already have around your house 😍✨
903
2019: youtubers bleaching their hair
2020: youtubers bleaching their assholes
😌👍
904
just learned that the only part of your reflection that you can lick is your tongue......
feeling betrayed 😔
905
AHH MY POSTMATES DELIVERY GUY HANDED ME MY FOOD AND SAID “enjoy 😃” AND I SAID “you too” AHH I HATE MYSELF WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY 😔😔😔
906
ever since i’ve dyed my hair brown guys have been way less interested in me like wtf maybe i should bleach my hair and let it all fall out so i can get male attention 😋😋✨
907
me texting noob because i miss him:
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908
biggest flops of the century:
1. mario kart for iphone
k that’s it 😋👍
912
no one:
DIY youtubers in 2014:
✨🌸 how to make crystal meth out of a used eos lip balm 🌸✨
913
yea i may be depressed but at least i’m not ugly 😂👍
wait...
yea i am 😔
914
1 like and i’m gonna dye my hair red and base my whole personality off of pretending to be cat valentine ✨😍😋
915
no nut november 🤢🤢❌
more like...
no dab december 😂😂💯💯
guys do not dab in december or i will come to ur house and call the cops 😘
916
i have an issue where if i listen to a song that
1. reminds me of a person who i used to have a crush on
or
2. reminds me of a period of time of my life where i used to listen to that song a lot
I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO IT BC MY BODY WILL LIKE TENSE UP AHH
wtf😔
918
why do birds always take leftover tortilla chips from the outside patio of mexican resturaunts like wtf birds can’t even chew on the chips they don’t have teeth 😳😳
919
when i’m 21 i want my first alcoholic drink to be a vodka oat milk 😋✨
920
i may be sad and annoying but at least i brush my teeth
921
my only personality trait is being sad but also swag
922
things i’m thankful for:
- noob
- myself
-these emojis: 😌🤠✨
923
ok but do dolphins drink water ???? like wtf
924
me looking in the mirror after getting ready for 3 hours and realizing i still resemble a horse 😋
😔🤠😘