851
i keep thinking that my forehead is getting bigger but i think my eyebrows are just getting exponentially smaller 😋✨
852
imagine being attractive LIKE WHAT AHHAHA THAT WOULD BE SO COOL 😳😍😔✌️
853
just remmembered i have to pay taxes 😔✌️
854
u best bet ur booty that i’m posting a new video today 😎😎
855
music festivals are so fun because you can pay hundreds of dollars to be dehydrated and extremely sweaty and uncomfortable 😂😳✌️😔
856
no one:
literally every single person in 2017:
𝑜𝓂𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓊 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒶 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓊 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉
857
me with blonde hair:
- sad
- crispy
- confused
me with pink hair:
- a baddie
- thriving
- still confused tho
858
ok using tik tok as a dating site has not been successful recently so it’s time to move on to using mario kart as a dating site 😌💅😎
860
how other people see me:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
🚽🚽🚽
🚽 🚽 🚽
👇 🚽🚽 👇
🚽 🚽
🚽 🚽
👢 👢
how i see myself:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
😎😎😎
😎 😎 😎
👇 😎😎 👇
😎 😎
😎 😎
👢 👢
861
i’ve been using tik tok for exactly one year and all i can say is that .....
𝕚’𝕞 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 😢
𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔪 𝔦 𝔪𝔞𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱?
ᴺᴼ 😌
862
hair = brown 😳
identity crisis = solved 🤪
still = sad 😔
just = kidding lol i’m actually really happy 😋
864
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE AT CONCERTS AND FESTIVALS WILL JUST STAND THERE AND FILM ON THERE PHONE LIKE LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT U AND I BOTH KNOW YOURE NEVER GOING TO EVEN WATCH THAT FOOTAGE SO WHY NOT JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT k the end
865
do you ever just get so anxious that your stomach literally feels like:
🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋✨
866
my eyebrows 6 months ago:
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
my eyebrows now:
___________ ___________
867
wow i cant believe how accurate this is 😍
870
UGH I WANNA POSTMATE PHILZ COFFEE BUT IM BANNED FROM POSTMATES WTF I CANT BELIVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME 😫😫
871
no one:
my tweets 2 seconds after i post them:
time to be deleted 😋
873
i’ve been in LA for like 4 days and i feel like a new bitch like can someone pls grab me by my hair and yeet me all the way back to texas bc i’m about to have a crisis
875
just got diagnosed with sad whore syndrome 😔✌️
😔🤠😘