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me: :(
noob:
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me: :)
877
i just cried in an uber for an hour on the way to the airport and then the guy at baggage check called me “dangerously gorgeous” and then i got a full body pat down 😋
𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 ♡ †
878
my new favorite hobby is crying in public and pretending like i was just yawning so people don’t judge me 😌😜👍
879
DO U EVER HAVE DAYS WHERE UR BRAIN SHUTS DOWN AND U CANT BE FUNNY OR INTERESTING AT ALL AND U JUST FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD idk maybe it’s just me i think i need ✨𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓎✨
880
depression naps r fun because u can take as many as you want and they will never fail to fix absolutely nothing 😋
881
sensitivity is a disease bitch 😘 get well soon 😌✨
i’m bitch 😔
882
life hack:
𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓸𝓻 5 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓾𝓻 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓭 😌✨💅🙈💯🦋🍷
883
due to personal reasons i have decided to stop being depressed 😋😂✨☀️🌈
884
just realized i haven’t used this emoji in awhile 😎 kinda sad about it 😎 anyways what r y’all up to 😎 i’m posting a video 😎 later today 😎 k bye i gotta edit 😎
885
omg my eyebrows keep getting thinner by the day i stg i am going look look like this by tomorrow:
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me: :)
the weather: ☁️❄️💨🌧
seasonal depression:
✨𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙✨
me: :(
887
i was petting my dog and i kissed him (just like his head not his mouth ew) AND THAT BITCH GROWLED AT ME????? LIKE STOP CONSTANTLY SCRATCHING MY DOOR TO COME IN MY ROOM AND LAY ON MY BED JUST TO BE MEAN TO ME LIKE WHO TF DO U THINK U ARE???? k i’m mad 😔😔😤
888
i may be ugly and annoying but i will NEVER brush my hair while it’s still wet and i stand by that 😋👍
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me: 😃
my brain while i’m taking to people:
𝓌𝑜𝓌 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓊𝓃𝒻𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒
890
a lot of u guys are asking me for a review on the shane and jeffree collection so here is my review:
- smells fun 😎
- good colors 😋
- amazing quality 😳✨
why was i on the pr list i am not good enough to own this collection WHAJWNB BUT ITS SO GOOD I CANT STOP SWATCHING
891
due to personal reasons i’ve decided to stop being fat
892
me after leaving my two week long depressive episode and realizing that i’m a baddie:
⠀ ⠀ 🤠
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893
just thought about how once in english class last year i was cutting my ponytail hair extension in class for funsies and when the teacher saw me she SCREAMED and started freaking out and the whole class went silent and stared at me 😋🙈🤭😂😍✨
894
guys i want a tattoo and i want it now should i get noob or the cowboy emoji lmk 😎✨
895
me:
my mom after threatening to send me back to public school because i am behind on all of my online classes:
😃
✌️👚🔪
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896
𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙...
вυт ι ℓσνє у’αℓℓ ѕм
𝓎’𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒶𝑒𝓈
ᴷ ᴮᵞᴱ 🥴😝✌️😎👌✨
898
pros and cons of instagram deleting likes:
pros 😃👍:
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cons 😔👎:
- literally everything
899
i was wondering why there is a brown heart emoji but then i realized it is perfect for this sentence:
✨🤎 just took a shit 🤎✨
k i’m deleting twitter bye guys
900
so apparently rats have anxiety too and i’m like wow same lol 😂👍
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