926
why do all uncles smell bad
927
you’re:
🔘 ugly, disgusting
⚪️ cool
⚪️ nice
⚪️ mean
i’m going to:
⚪️ cry
⚪️ run
⚪️ laugh
🔘 kill you
give me:
⚪️ ur wallet
🔘 $200
⚪️ ur hat
⚪️ love and support
@DrPhil pls notice me 😘
928
for those of u who don’t get it 😋
929
why do people with small teeth always got the most to say 🤭🤔😤💯
930
olaf is the most annoying bih that has ever existed and u cant tell me i’m wrong i wanna put that hoe in a microwave
931
LISTENING TO MY SPOTIFY 2019 WRAPPED PLAYLIST MAKES IT FEEL LIKE IM RELIVING EVERY CRISIS I HAD THIS YEAR I AM SCARED 😳😳😔🔪
932
an apple a day can’t keep the doctor away if you have chlamydia 😳😔😔
933
934
IM GONNA BE 17 THIS WEEKEND WHAT THE FRIK I LITERALLY ACT LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD THIS IS SO AGAINST MY BRAND 😳😳
935
things i will miss about being 16:
1.
the end 😋
936
GUYS IM 17 TODAY WOW 🤠🤠
please shower me in love and attention or noob and david will hunt you down and step on you 😘
937
we all know...
𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎 😍
and
𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕨𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪 😋
but have you ever heard of...
✨ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 ✨
938
having feelings for someone literally feels like this:
🙈✨😋🦋🦋🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🤬🤬🤬😔😔😔🥰🥰😍😍😔😋😋✨✨✨🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🤮🤮🤮🤮🥰🥰🥰🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥺🥺🥺🥺😘😘😘😘😘 😳😳😳🙈🤮🤬🤬
right??? or is that just me
939
coolest things i can do now that i’m 17:
1. stay up past 10pm 🙈🌈
2. have sleepovers 😜✨
3. commit federal tax fraud 😘🦋
940
2019 was the year of thinking that dying my hair was a quirky personality trait y did no one stop me now i have 2 strands of hair left and i am suffering 😔😋
941
hi
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winter is fun because you get depressed and sick but it’s comforting because so does every other person alive 🙈✨
943
me shitting on you hoes:
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944
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS WHAT THE FUK
945
this christmas i hope santa gives me free therapy sessions 😋✨🔪🎄
946
k santa is cancelled i didn’t get lip injections for christmas 😔😔
947
santa is so ugly and annoying all i wanted for christmas was a boyfriend and he got me NOTHING 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
948
tik tok dancers are the 2019 version of the 2016 musical.ly lipsyncers AND U CANT TELL ME IM WRONG 😳😳
949
raise ur hand if you have ugly dumb annoying whore syndrome 😂😂😳
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