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girls will literally get their second holes pierced on their ears and then post a selfie being like “just did a thing 🤪😅” and expect anyone to notice LIKE SORRY QUEEN BUT LIKE NO ONE CARES AHSKWHISBW
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LISTENING TO MY SPOTIFY 2019 WRAPPED PLAYLIST MAKES IT FEEL LIKE IM RELIVING EVERY CRISIS I HAD THIS YEAR I AM SCARED 😳😳😔🔪
353
i miss being 10 and having my biggest concern be trying to avoid getting the cheese touch during recess
354
do y’all ever just wake up from sleeping and feel pure happiness for like 60 seconds and then it just stops and you become depressed again because it keeps happening to me and im sick of it
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no one:
me: ur right I should spend $500 on makeup 😂😂
357
guys today was my dogs birthday so say happy birthday to him in the next 30 minutes or else im gonna block u 😌🔪
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ok i’m starting a youtube channel membership 😎 u pay me $50 a month and i give you one (1) selfie a month in exchange 😘😘 ur welcome
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me:
the egg on instagram with 18 million likes: 😎
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the three f’s to taking a perfect selfie:
1. find ur angles 📐😀
2. facetune 🤢 -> 😍
3. 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮 😌
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i still want to drop out of school this isn’t a phase mom 😔✌️
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imagine going all the way to starbucks just to order a pink drink like........ luv ur drinking watered down strawberry milk
and that’s just the facts 😌💅💅✨
364
daylight saving time = more sunlight = less depression = swag 😎✌️
365
my phone died right as ariana started preforming 😔 it’s god’s way of punishing me for being a hoe this weekend 😌💅
366
6th grades be like:
ⓗⓔⓨ ⓖⓤⓨⓢ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓞⓢⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓔⓝⓣ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓐ ⓣⓑⓗ ⓞⓡ ⓡⓓⓗ 😋😂
367
the only boyfriend i’ve ever had was on movie star planet wtf is up with that
368
when I was in LA last week me and my friends went to an escape room and while we were checking in, we were oblivious to the fact that SELENA GOMEZ WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND US but she walked away and we didn’t end up seeing her meaning...
i did not keep an eye out for selener😔
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I HATE IT WHEN IM TEXTING A LOCAL AND I HAVE TO USE THE LAUGHING EMOJI UNIRONICALLY SO ITS NOT AKWARD AHAHA LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO WRONG 😂😂😤🔪
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no one:
my tweets 2 seconds after i post them:
time to be deleted 😋
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i’m really = cool
i’m failing = school
you are a = fool
😔
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y’all: lol u won’t bleach ur hair again 😂
me: hold my noob
373
jojo siwa could hit me with her jojo themed tesla and i’d thank her ❤️
374
it’s 4th of july 😌🎇🇺🇸
fireworks = popped
party = thrown
uncle = drunk
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why do i make myself cry like it’s a game lol wtf am i okay 😳
😔🤠😘