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imagine being attractive LIKE WHAT AHHAHA THAT WOULD BE SO COOL 😳😍😔✌️
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literally why am i single wtf oh wait i remmember it’s bc i’m a nasty whore
𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝒸𝓀
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hot girl summer turned into crackhead summer real quick 😳✋
304
after many years i’ve come to the realization that....
𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴😔
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i was wondering why there is a brown heart emoji but then i realized it is perfect for this sentence:
✨🤎 just took a shit 🤎✨
k i’m deleting twitter bye guys
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do you ever just walk to flex on babies
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today while showering i got in a full blown imaginary argument with someone i have beef with and i’m gonna be honest i snapped on them 😌✋
308
k santa is cancelled i didn’t get lip injections for christmas 😔😔
309
first instagram took away LIKES which were a key aspect to the WHOLE concept of the app... and now they replaced the activity with a SHOPPING PAGE???? LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF THE APP NOW? GIRL THIS AINT FACEBOOK LIKE CANT IT JUST HAVE STAYED NORMAL? NO ONE ASKED 4 THIS 😐
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babies should be banned from planes why do they think they have the right to SCREAM so much wtf 😔✋🤬😌
311
apple: our phones are waterproof 😃
me: *drops phone in hot tub for like 1 second*
my phone: time to break 😌👍
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i want to go to college just so i can have a dorm room to decorate with fairy lights 😎✨ like there is not a single other reason why i would go to college who is with me 😳
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representation of all of my money disintegrating into thin air because i bought a tesla:
⠀ ⠀ 🤠
💸💸💸
💸 💸 💸
👇 💸💸 👇
💸 💸
💸 💸
👢 👢
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DO YALL GET SAD LOOKING AT YOUR ONE YEAR AGO TODAY MEMORIES TOO??? LIKE WOW LIFE WAS SO GOOD BACK THEN TIME TO BE SAD ABOUT IT😔😔😔😔😔😔
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scariest things to exist on this earth:
1. the mall
that’s it.
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me: omg i need a boyfriend boys hmu
boys: hi 😃
me: 👩🏻🦯
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DO BUGS BREATHE ??? like do they have lungs??? wtf 😳😔🕷
320
if ur favorite color is orange we need to have a talk...
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ok using tik tok as a dating site has not been successful recently so it’s time to move on to using mario kart as a dating site 😌💅😎
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i start school tommorow and my only coping mechanism is playing minecraft and making tik toks to distract myself from the depression i will be faced with tommorow 😌👍
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DO YALL EVER GET IN LIKE REALLY WEIRD MOODS AND ITS SPOOKY AND U DONT KNOW WHY ITS HAPPENING OR WHEN IT WILL STOP UAGJSBSJWN
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leaving my bed once every 4 hours is such a power move
😔🤠😘