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me: time to go on a diet😎
the cheese-itz in my pantry: 😜
me: 😦👅😈
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when i was in 5th grade my only job was making sure everyone knew my flappy bird score was over 100
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hey guys guess what??
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𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉
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y’all........i’m a vegetarian.......and i’ve been one for 11 years.........and i just accidentally............ ate a piece of pizza.........with pepperoni......................i’m devistated 😔
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my mom told me she loves me but it’s april fools day so i cant trust that hoe 😕😤😔👊
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i think it’s time i finally come out to y’all😔😔 yes all of the rumors are in fact true :/ ill just come out and say it...
i am a barb ✨😌👑💯
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guy : *simps over me*
me: ew 🤢
other guy : ur ugly and fat 😹❤️🔪
me: omg ily ur hot😍
ok this is my last tweet about men ❤️
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bitches disappear for months and then be like:
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it’s official i’m moving to LA this summer 😎👍
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i was about to take a picture of me crying and when i looked in the camera i was shocked by how ugly i looked so i started crying more 😀👍
so that’s how my day is going 😋🙈
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alright y’all let’s remmember that my birthday is the day before the dolan twins b-day so let’s make sure that i get all the love and attention i need on my birthday before everyone forgets who i am the next day 😘😘❤️✌️🤠😳
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WHY DID I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY AND PIERCE MY OWN EARS AT 2 AM I AM SHAKING
currently feeling: 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 and 𝑒𝒹𝑔𝓎
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me:
boys who went to my old school:
omg 😂💯 u should follow me back on insta 😳👌 haha 🤣🏀 that would be so funny 😜🔥 like omg crazy 😂 u down ? 😳⁉️
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due to personal reasons i’ve decided to die
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i was sitting in my car crying at a stoplight and a homeless guy saw me and put his face right to my window and screamed at me to go fuck myself.... i’m going to be passing away forever now 🙈😍
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depression naps r fun because u can take as many as you want and they will never fail to fix absolutely nothing 😋
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being sad is a big fat WASTE OF TIME !!!!!
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i wonder if i can use kylie skin to wash my dogs
😔🤠😘