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me bc i’m staying strong and not deleting my most recent instagram photo despite wanting to :
🤠
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡\
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feet = broken
knees = shaking
throat = dry
i’m not = thriving 😔
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ok if you drink monster energy drinks you are a crackhead and you only have 2 years left to live before you go into cardiac arrest i’m sorry i didn’t made the rules i just enforced them 😘🖐✨
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time to eat a = fry
please don’t = die
im about to = cry
sparks = fly
😌
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no one:
me: and i oop-
i hope you enjoyed this funny and original tweet 😀 give it a like and a reetweet for more comedic, and definantly not overused, family friendly content 😂
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do you ever hear a song that you used to listen to a lot and you’re mind goes back in time and ur just like:
A̵̡̨̢̲̝̱͒̄͘Ȟ̷͓͓̻͈̼̜͆͊͛̀͒̕ͅḨ̵̩͎̼̘̌̋̽̃̀͗͠H̸̤̄̎̃͛
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me: hi
me in hawaii: aloha 😂
yes i am in hawaii and yes i am better than you thanks for asking
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why is everyone’s favorite hobby leaving me on read
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tell me why i thought this was me for a second 😳😍
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my only talent is starting every single sentence with “omg”
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y’all omg david dobrik is in my city rn if this gets 1 like i’ll stalk him 😋🤗🤣
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whenever i’m mad at my mom i block her on all social media as if she actually cares or checks it like wtf why do i do this
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IVE BEEN SO SICK EVERY DAY SINCE COACHELLA I DID NOT SPEND ALL THAT MONEY JUST TO GET THE BLACK PLAGUE RIGHT AFTER I LEAVE
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K IM GONNA SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL I HAVE GONE 2 MONTHS WITHOUT LIKES ON INSTAGRAM AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE INSTAGRAM IS SO BORING WITHOUT LIKES WTF ITS NO FUN AND I MISS THEM
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omg i won a shorty award thanks y’all :,)
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who wants to come to my house and punch me in the face 😋
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so tired of people saying i only come back to youtube for money like... no if i wanted money i would post 10 times a month and half ass my content but that’s not me 😳 like my car is paid off and i pay my taxes in full... hoe i just post videos because it makes me happy lol 😹😔
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me: verify me
all platforms of social media: 𝕟𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕝 😘
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me looking in the mirror after getting ready for 3 hours and realizing i still resemble a horse 😋
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i just cried over a boy and then thought about cutting my hair short AHH these are two things i never thought i would do I AM ASHAMED 😋😘🔪💅
this is a cry for help 🤠
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hey ladies it’s monday 🤠 who is ready to have an amazing and unproblematic week 😎✌️✨🌈🦋
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influencers could literally fly and crash a plane into a school of disabled children and then make an apology video and people would be like
🥺 we all make mistakes, let’s stop cancel culture guys! ❤️
😐
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what can money buy you?
⚪️ happiness
⚪️ success
🔘 horses 😎
😔🤠😘