1876
republicans: *systematically oppresses black people, lgbtq people, women, and poc*
us: we will fight back
republicans: twitter.com/ehjovon/status…
1877
my dad: pass mi di ting
me: what thing
dad: the ting
me: where
dad: di ting ova dere suh
me: where
dad: *pointing w lips* dere suh
1879
killing people twitter.com/Bripping_Talls…
1880
imagine riding public transit w no headphones or book, just being left alone with your thoughts lmao couldnt be me
1882
in new york i milly rock
hide it in my sock
runnin from a opp
& i shoot @ opp
1883
twitter spaces is either "MACARONI SYMPHONY!! 🥵🤤😮💨 AMERICA'S GOT GUSHY!!" or "Scientific Weaknesses of Non Males and Non Whites: Discuss"
1884
if you’re overdrawn and hungry: ordering grubhub thru your paypal account connected to your checking will override the decline
1885
only straight people can go to hell. when gays die we go to mount olympus
1886
youre a christian on broadway youre already going to hell for fraternizing and frolicking with homosexuals. belting ave maria wont save you twitter.com/chadkimball1/s…
1887
firefighter: i'm sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'am. he was engulfed in flames at least 6ft tall
her lightly touching her neck: how tall?
1888
why are you thinking about kids im talking about dumbledore getting his wizussy kedavra’d by mad eye moody twitter.com/danielleagst1/…
1889
***** **** was never going to apologize because he would actively lose touring money if he came out in support of ***** people
1890
i have a pitch @Discovery. we get a group of hot single men, some guards, some prisoners, we put them up in a nice airbnb in stanford and just kinda see what happens
1891
this is kind of problematic so stop reading here if you’re easily offended but i hope you have a nice day
1895
i wanna make a tv show like Insecure or GIRLS but call it Faggots just bc i think itd be funny to hear people say "Faggots on HBO"
1896
freud come get ur juice t.co/bmwXzBuGpg
1897
i humbly would love to be the first queer person of color to win the lottery. i think that representation is important
1898
NEW TAME IMPALA!!!!! happy rihanna is picking up the pen again
1899
early 2010s weeknd was such a mood i need that deeply toxic soft r&b energy again
1900
of all days i chose yesterday to have a little chamomile tea and read on earth we’re briefly gorgeous in bed until falling asleep at 11:30
