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so many people say “teach me / i don’t know where to start / what can i do / show me how to learn” because the glaringly obvious answers scares them and they’re hoping for an easier alternative
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people born after 2000 will never fully understand the generational trauma inflicted by hollister & abercrombie
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever fantasized about an infrastructure renewal program funded by the taxes of billionaires
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wild how the government has an itemized list of every time and place a rapper has sneezed in the past year but no way to stop mass shooters who publicly workshop their manifestos online
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net neutrality: *dies*
me talking to my best friend through a tin can with a wire in the back: hey lol wyd
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looking directly into the sun during a solar eclipse can raise your intelligence by 30 points but it only works for white supremacists
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thank god they’re bringing in the army...i would be heartbroken if someone disabled a tank by putting water balloons filled w sticky liquids (esp some sort of sugar/milk/syrup combo) into a glass jar and throwing it at the windshield, rendering it inoperable support our troops ❤️
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child: where do babies come from
me: staying in your hometown after high school
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this nigga illegally endorsing beans twitter.com/KondorMillz/st…
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lil black man flamethrowing a confederate flag wielding nazi twitter.com/shiku___/statu…
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white people be like "that target could've been someones son"
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*turns macbook toward tv screen so jeff at the fbi headquarters can watch black mirror with me*
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people being like “what a Karen 😂😂😂” she’s a white supremacist and she looks like a molted lobster twitter.com/ExportedFromMI…
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mcdonalds: *forgets 3rd ketchup packet*
suburban mom with a blonde highlighted shoulder length bob and bedazzled sunglasses in a pt cruiser: twitter.com/seanspicer/sta…
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“why do you always look tired?” because i’m ugly??? what answer are u looking for here
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now y’all know damn well if china did this... twitter.com/HomaBashWEWS/s…
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fruit flies when i leave bananas out on the counter
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is it gay to have a biological father? you telling me you got another man's dna in your body? 💀💀💀😂 shit sound a little spicy 2 me idk
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if i got corona i wouldn’t be that mad tbh. quarantine would give me a lot of time to catch up on shows and stuff, read, write a bunch and if i’m lucky, die
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me after sending 2 emails twitter.com/storiesofpeopi…
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white ppl in media be like “self care is so important to avoid burnout in these times. for example i just found out yesterday that black people are human and i immediately needed a nap ❤️”
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me in the shower about to pass out but refusing to turn the temp down cus i need the water scalding
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i love a two for one sale twitter.com/bgr/status/907…
