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this episode has cost me so much money twitter.com/yvngmaxvell/st…
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this propaganda won’t work. we remember what you did. twitter.com/Iearnsomethlng…
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Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to serve my billionaires. I was taught to tweet in their honor, work til i’m sick, be ready for any task they will assign me, & be grateful that I am exploited. If I die of poverty, It’s all on me. They caught me slipping & I will apologise
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there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range
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if you have an lgbtq phobic family member tht merely tolerates you. take them aside and explain how you have seen the light and are trying to be cishet. there are classes but they’re expensive–you want it to be a surprise to the rest of the family-so you need $8500 to be straight
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princess jasmine:
aladdin: t.co/Fw7tXg9YSq
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$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millions of people unnecessarily suffering beneath me? some of you don’t know economics
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millennial dating
u: hey wyd wednesday
them: working to survive. wyd saturday
u: being tired from working to survive then laundry
them: nice
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if a nickname is what people call you for short then your full name is your nicholas name twitter.com/JesusWasBIack/…
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white people pulling up to protests with swords and bows and getting mad when people beat their ass like?? okay frodo
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looters destroyed my fathers barbershop. this is no longer funny. it’s hilarious that nigga homophobic as hell LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*blinks in haiti* twitter.com/ABC/status/111…
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this shit is not normal don’t let anybody reduce this to “all we did was stay inside n play board games n drink wine!!” after this. people died and people will forced to work in inhumane conditions and people stayed inside and watched their mental health unravel and that big baby
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gay twitter: boo str8 ppl lol
hetero: but when i say i’d kill my child if they were gay then it’s a problem huh
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when a chipotle employee catches me putting sprite in my water cup
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go the fuck off, frida twitter.com/fluffsociety/s…
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are you the oldest sibling or did you have a childhood
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no one:
cats at 4am: fuck it we ball
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parents after you use the education they forced you to get to confront them abt how you were raised
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i am no longer working on myself my traumas have unionized
