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half these white americans are just mad their old property is destroying their new property
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when you tweet about men being trash while dating a man
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wild how non-black people being pro-black is a career yet black people being pro-black is a threat
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refusing to call white men who commit mass murder terrorists is based off the false idea that white men are the Truest Americans and therefore only act in the country’s best interests and have no political motivations to attack it xoxo gossip girl
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nah okay we gotta find a cure fr twitter.com/Variety/status…
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so we can try to catch all 500,000 people or have like two billionaires pay taxes. idk this is a hard one twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/…
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but foreal, we leaving sex negativity in 2017. heaux if you want to. be celibate if you want to. be kinky if you want to. have perfectly still missionary if you want to. do it for cash or do it for free. no one is "clean" or "unclean." body counts only count if someone died
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white people be like “change is not radical unless i am comfortable. — martin luther king.”
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artists w rich parents pretending to be poor to fit into a diy aesthetic twitter.com/cainebraswell/…
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paying back student loans
- hard
- not fun
- impossible
waiting for the apocalypse
- easy
- fun memes along the way
- increasingly likely
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she’s trying to throw us off twitter.com/WFLA/status/13…
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then make her work 60 hours a week for a bag of skittles meant to feed a family of four to teach her about capitalism twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr…
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NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
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every single day of my life i wish the shoe connected twitter.com/CNBC/status/12…
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shouts out to all the depressed people who made it through 2017 we did THAT
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what usher say ? twitter.com/SamanthaJoRoth…
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me: hi
person with blue eyes: well in certain light they're more cerulean but more often than not a deep turquoise tinged cyan
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y’all are like “going to my grand parents for thanksgiving 🤗” baby that’s the last supper
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when ur white classmate comes back from their family vacation to cancun ready to hold their arm up to yours and compare twitter.com/ivieani/status…
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anytime a white woman puts on a flowy white dress with a flower crown someone is getting murdered twitter.com/TyllerKate/sta…
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1950s: by the 21st century we'll have flying cars
2017: twitter.com/pascosheriff/s…
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the vice principal at 6:30pm asking if there’s anyone else i could call to pick me up
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i told him that when i found out he wrote for 30 rock i realized black people could write tv and now i’m a screenwriter and he said he recognized me from twitter i’m astral projecting
