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IF YOURE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ THIS
fellow grown folks. isn’t oatmeal delicious
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"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
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republican: *hears dying screams of the poor*
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how is tmz the first to break every death they gotta be killing some of these people themselves twitter.com/TMZ/status/125…
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STOP posting game of thrones spoilers i’m still on episode 0 with no intention to watch
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white man: i'm gunna kill ppl & cause terror
media: local artisanal gunslinger provides a wild bout of nondelight
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me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie
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i’ve moved past quarantine horny i don’t want sex i want to fist fight
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we out here killing your department stores and bringing back your libraries fuck w us twitter.com/bookriot/statu…
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us: better gun control
gov: this is a mental health issue
us: better mental health care
gov:
us: ???
*two mass shootings later*
gov: hey sorry i was in the shower
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what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century
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*tucks white t-shirt into dark wash jeans. puts on black converse. cuffs sleeves and pants* i'm ready twitter.com/guardian/statu…
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people are dying twitter.com/InsiderFood/st…
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so which country is going to come establish democracy in the US
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"wHy DoN't ThEy JuSt ApPlY fOr CiTiZeNsHiP" you get frustrated when amazon forgets your debit card info shut the whole fucking fuck up
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the only thing trump could do to surprise me at this point is die
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no one:
baby birds when their moms come back with fresh vomit:
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nature docs in 2002: happy dolphins swim playfully, delighted after a good meal
nature docs in 2019: this penguin thinks a garbage bag full of guns is its child
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we all have that one friend who strips you of basic human rights twitter.com/cnn/status/890…
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yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope
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most of white america has no culture outside of consumerism so burning down a chili’s is like destroying a family heirloom
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white people be like “my dad can be kinda racist but he’s not hurting anyone 😹” whole time he’s a district attorney
