926
dick game vegan i got impossible meat
927
someone has gotta fight ezra miller but not me cus im scared of their toe talons. they kick box with those foraging nails that's my jugular that's me bleeding out. first someone has gotta wrangle ezra w that wire loop they use to catch feral cats clip the claws and go from there
928
ass eating is mentioned no where in the bible therefore it is the only acceptable form of pre marital sex
929
how depressed are u on a scale of eye contact is uncomfortable to old ziploc bowl of dinner cereal next to your bed where the residual milk dried and milkglued the spoon to the bowl meaning it’ll be too much work to wash so you just let it chill
930
the amount of unchecked ego it takes to open a coffee shop with no wifi
932
black history month:
esquire: irish people were slaves too
933
"stop dating ugly men" is shallow and immature. what if he's rich or his dick is big
934
people ride so hard for nuclear families like??? you were raised by your mom your grandma and yahoo answers that is not a nuclear family
935
if d*n*ld tr*mp ever gets impeached i will post a video twerking to what you know by two door cinema club
936
your mom on the second house phone eavesdropping on you talking about 7th grade drama
937
he’s going to say nigga on camera one day twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
938
the first person who saw a giraffe had to be like nah you gotta be kidding
939
fellas, is it bi to watch tv and be on your phone at the same time. be honest
941
i will never get over how i didn’t get into an ivy league like yes i had a 2.9 cumulative and applied to none but i’ve listened to vampire weekends entire discography
942
drake is extra crazy bc he built his entire career off black women. without the black girls in 2008-2012 who had fuzzy pink steering wheel covers he would be nothing
943
born after 1990 culture is feeling 40 years older than people 4 years younger than you
944
the girl who started a gofundme pretending to be a black trump supporter abandoned by her family really hit the lick of the century. snatch that magabag tbh
945
smoke crack if you bad twitter.com/Emeli_Naaahh/s…
946
summoning circle, hope this works
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947
fellas is it gay to be straight?? you telling me the word straight got two silent letters in it? why g & h so quiet? so people don’t hear them hiding in the closet??? 😫💀 idk bro sound a lil juicy 2 me 😭😭😭
948
again, if you're in ICE you're a really just a piece of shit. you're actively ruining lives and setting the stage for genocide. theres no room for "nuance". you're just a piece of shit. idc if you're an intern. idc if you have student loans to pay. you're garbage twitter.com/nytimes/status…
949
every single article is under a paywall im just gna be stupid idc
950
short king winter approaching twitter.com/jodieegrace/st…
