jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

901
can we talk about how gay spaces can be so exclusionary twitter.com/alexpetkanas/s…
902
plain white t’s: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city delilah: air is $5 a pound and my neighbor called the police on a baby for being black near a coffee shop
903
u ever listen to music and it sounds gay, like u can’t explain but all the sounds combined just arent heterosexual? i felt that way abt panic @ the disco, the drums, and passion pit... lead singers all lgbtq... they say real eyes realize real lies but gay ears gay hear gay queers
904
all these guys just should’ve been actors. now we’re forced to listen to their self produced high school theater inspirational word salads and why. because they have a jawline and wore funky socks once twitter.com/bendashper/sta…
905
every sunday night i feel like i want to be married and then i wake up monday morning a whore again
906
they really fucked up letting this shit happen in the state w the highest population of somalis they do not fuck around
907
say what you will about astrology but we can all agree leos are the only sign with no flaws
908
if politicians were taking my voting rights i would just vote ❤️ twitter.com/MONSTROUSONMAI…
909
a lot of us were not gifted we just had racist teachers who were shocked we could read
910
people who had emo phases are at our most powerful in the fall... feeing reckless... might fuck around and poke thumb holes in my sweater sleeves...
911
it’s sad how bilingualism is the norm in so many other countries but america is so deadset on only speaking english that we start making up nonsense like smol bean
912
we have to wake up tomorrow and do this all again. AGAIN.
913
republican: *gets squirted w water gun at a 4th barbecue* This country has a long history of hosing down its freedom fighters for their right to exist. This is the exact same treatment suffered by Martin Luther King and the other one
914
citrus candles are a kitchen/bathroom scent and do not belong in the bedroom. if you dnt know the difference idk if you can be trusted w my body
915
i’ll never be truly unemployed being gay is a full time job twitter.com/thinkprogress/…
916
me: eminem: *steadily yelling* i’m fucked up cus i fuck cups and i cusp suck on more sluts in the butt what in the butt what and when i cut ducks duck rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant shake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
917
everythinq in this lyfe is bad.! ...but im badder
918
919
pollen and histamines to my zyrtec twitter.com/imcallinthecop…
920
me bringing penn badgely water while he’s hiding in the floor boards under my bed during the race war
921
okay put woody allen on trial and play manhattan twitter.com/HotFreestyle/s…
922
i feel so Healthy when i go to concerts like why yes i do Activities
923
crazy how BET really does not fw black gays beside tyler perry
924
kings under 6ft tall... we are valid. we are strong. we are at lower risk of heart disease. if they can’t appreciate us now, be patient kings. how many tall old men do you know
925
pride month: *begins* the nra: