976
harriet when she said she was going north
977
so four (4) non-essential workers stopped one (1) person twitter.com/NYPDTransit/st…
978
lawn of deray could’ve just said nothing
979
he look like bojack horseman twitter.com/thedigitaldash…
980
you shouldn’t have to love america to stay in it. most of our parents don’t love each other and a lot are still in their marriages
981
somehow apple music has big android energy
982
“to be black and conscious in america is to be in a constant state of rage” -ariana grande
983
Joseph R. Biden and the R stands for Hard R
984
rider: I was kidnapped & brought to a warehouse basement where I woke up chained to a radiator gripping a rusty butter knife. Then a small clown appeared on a TV in the corner and
Uber: We’re so sorry to hear that! We’ve issued a $5 credit to your account for your inconvenience
985
does anyone have leads on where our twink king is going next???? the people need to know. he’s the political punxsutawney phil twitter.com/dccised/status…
987
boomers: first you do the hokey pokey
gen x: stop! hammer time :)
millennials: yUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
gen z:
twitter.com/KolorsofKeish/…
988
this y’all slay queen? twitter.com/WalkerBragman/…
989
i hate how funny this is twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
990
obama definitely wasn't perfect but his flavorful personality really made the capitalist imperialism go down smoother
991
not only are we burdened with consciousness but we also have flesh vessels that are slowly breaking down as we speak. who came up with this shit
993
me:
local: a relationship is like a ship. you have to build it. which means you're building and growing together: low key. low key grinding, low key hustling and low key staying low key, while building with loyalty. that all. stack low key and stay money
994
only people from the midwest can be truly emo the rest of the country is just pretending
995
Nico was my improv coach for 4 years in chicago. i learned so much about acting and comedy from him. if i've ever made you laugh he's a big part of that. this really fucking hurt to read
medium.com/@nicolas.j.car…
997
let’s not forget that kevin doesn’t know how to drive he might be gay himself twitter.com/uninterrupted/…
998
climate change is gna make the great lakes the last supply of drinkable freshwater and only those who say pop will be able to enter the kingdom
999
this is the perfect time of year to post thirst traps everyone is in their childhood home wistful and horny
1000
2019 i'm sending one exclamation point per email tops it's hard out here no one is that excited
