jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

876
the fuck is a talk therapist gna say to me at this point. “i’m sorry to hear that. have you looked at it this way?” YES you fucking idiot. do u have ketamine
877
happy bi visibility month twitter.com/audiohymn/stat…
878
with all due respect they are still sitting twitter.com/helloalegria/s…
879
dementors after sucking the gay out of dumbledore twitter.com/iamcardib/stat…
880
children: who took the cookie from the cookie jar!?!?!? 😆🙈🍪 me:
881
the collective white american imagination thinks its the protagonist of reality and that’s why you have tik toks and videos of white people crying and doing napoleon dynamite interpretive dance over black obituaries
882
yes i have “pretty” privilege. i am “pretty” stupid therefore a lot of things that should stress me out simply go over my head
883
i feel so bad for ppl who grew up without winter like how do you know when to isolate yourself for 3 months
884
cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ manny wearing abstinence a thong only on degrassi sex education
885
pastel shorts twitter: ya, my family is “upper middle class” or whatever but we struggled. like in the 2008 financial crisis my mom got hurt at pilates & we had to hire a third maid. *blows nose into supreme rag* & if i didn’t keep a 3.0 i got NOTHING. *sniffles* do u want a line
886
you still have time to delete this and add park so-dam twitter.com/TheAcademy/sta…
887
white/straight ppl have so much media representation they get to openly dislike their own content
888
stop making fun of me for being sensitive bitch i will cry on you
889
kinda sad i finished college w/o studying abroad. as a kid I always dreamt of replacing my personality with a list of things i did in europe
891
if people who compare everything in politics to harry potter have the right to vote so should prisoners
892
so many people are afraid to speak their truth cus they don’t wanna be “canceled” or whatever but i’ll come right out and say pretzels are just bread bones
893
good morning who’s still left
894
“let people enjoy things” no. if you loved it you would fight for it. prove your devotion
895
taylor is about to drop the white neoliberal feminist equivalent of to pimp a butterfly
896
Think about the Hot Girl Summer Mary, Mother of Jesus, had in 1 B.C. walking around the desert pregnant with the LORD
897
that’s not even HIS bar just A bar?!?! you got your ass beat over some IPAs????? curb stomped over craft beers????? LMAO twitter.com/HarrierMagnus/…
898
whoopsies you called for genocide 😅 mondays 🙄 twitter.com/theobserver/st…
899
don’t let lori lightfoot see this twitter.com/sigilcore/stat…
900
and on the 7th day god said “ight bet” twitter.com/naima/status/1…