851
FREE HER!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/alanimv/status…
852
white liberals seeing kanye announce like “well there goes the black vote 🙄”
853
“we can’t abolish the police” why “i don’t want to”
854
NOT ME! 😂
Sent from iPhone twitter.com/vividzvibe/sta…
855
i’ve watched slave movies then had to go to work for white people the next day, warren voters can vote for bernie
856
minorities: idk everything rn feels like germany before-
***** ***: your not even dead yet, please wait until you die to make those comparisons
857
windshield wipers when you accidentally turn them on
858
How long are you supposed to soak a cast iron pot before putting it in the dishwasher?
859
i wonder if artists see themselves at the top people’s 60,000+ hour spotify wrapped like “wow that person gave me at least $3.74”
860
me: h-
art school boi you matched with on tinder and sleeps with his mattress on the floor’s instagram:
861
me accidentally rebiting the side of my mouth that’s swollen from biting it earlier
862
black friday just don't hit like it used to back in 2009 when one of your parents recently lost their job and this was your family's only chance to replace the microwave
863
lmao yall still meal prep?? LMFAO catch up. i wrap a half eaten cookie in kleenex and keep it in my pocket for later
864
andrew yang: twitter.com/jmartNYT/statu…
866
i accepted my mortality the moment i stopped correcting On My Way! to omw
867
skinny white dude: *paints one nail, wears flowy blouse*
the internet:
868
fellas is it gay to be socialist t.co/MJHcSK99ok
869
"everyone's LGBTQ journey happens on their own timeline" its about to be illegal in 3 years so you better not wait too long
870
that guy in the bagel shop was not a short king. short kings are
sensitive
honest
on top of their shit
ready to help others
thankful
kind
into self enrichment
noble
giving
short
871
mfs be like “let’s link” you’ve been in 8 cities and 2 countries since october
872
representation is so important. disney gave us countless queer coded villains and now we finally have one running for president
873
ronald reagan overhearing satan clap lil nas’s cheeks
874
italian atheists be like “omg grandpa” twitter.com/mashable/statu…
875
i hate when people do unto me what i would do unto others
