801
joe biden is NO rihanna
rihanna supports wealth redistribution “throw it up, watch it all fall out”
she created gay rights
“must be love on the brain”
she plans to grant asylum to all climate change refugees
“you can stand under my umbrella”
and she never segregated schools twitter.com/dancluchey/sta…
802
me:
italians: i’m not white i’m olive boned
803
me @ my unhealthy thought/behavior patterns after consistent therapy
804
imagine getting killed by covid after telling everyone it isn’t real that’s like santa slitting your throat
805
everyone’s talking about how bernie reminds them of their abusive father but no one is talking about how elizabeth warren reminds me of my 4th grade teacher who would never let me go to the bathroom which ended with me getting a kidney infection and pissing blood
806
me after 9 months of social distancing
807
me 166 hours a week: SINGLE!!!! dodnt dey tel u tht i was a SAVAGE!!! fuck your white HORSE and ur CARRIAGE!!! hot gitl YEAR!
me every sunday 5-7pm: i would sacrifice my sense of smell for someone to hold
808
top bottom and vers twitter.com/taydolo_/statu…
809
the key to unlocking your creativity is never learning how to do math and then having to resort to exploiting your experiences and traumas for content
810
funny how we haven’t heard a peep from johann sebastian bach ... t.co/ZgbAU5kMNN
811
good afternoon fellas what are we irrationally hating just because it’s enjoyed by women today
812
astrology is not real except between july 23rd and august 22nd. not only is Leo season the best season--people born between these dates being near perfect--it is the only season
813
like shit will be normal and then every 10 minutes i’m like oh right the world is ending
814
my 14 year old son was so excited to vote for Biden until kanye came along and ruined things... we are in danger of losing the votes of the young and the blacks because of a rapper. when did america become such a joke?
815
BREAKING: Pack of Lone Wolves Convene in Nations Capital
816
when capitalism finds a way to commodify your anger against capitalism
817
i started this decade depressed and straight and now i’m depressed and gay. growth
818
friends with benefits except i get to play with your dog and you don't talk to or look at me
819
i’m so mad we gotta watch t*d cr*z’s face melt for another 6 years
820
poc: *breathe* twitter.com/thehill/status…
821
imagine if someone k!lled your loved one and instead of him facing justice, his friends gave you a high five & a pat on the back to let you know they’re actually really chill and they’re actually grilling with the murderer on saturday and wanted to see if you’d come but no presh
823
mac demarco and father john misty fighting for white college students attention in 2015
twitter.com/overdramatique…
824
me waiting for a happy pride text vs my dad waiting for a father's day text
