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these insta stories... the fact people weren’t wearing masks on halloween.... like if there was ever a day to wear a mask
602
first generation american culture is knowing your parents left their birth country to give their kids a better life and quickly realizing you'll have to do the same
603
u kno people who constantly fuck without ever getting tested because “they’re clean” and you explain how clean / dirty isn’t a useful metric for sexual health and ask how do they even know they’re negative and they say “because i’m clean” ??? that’s how the US is handling corona
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no one:
lobotomists in the 1950s: twitter.com/greggsulkin/st…
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ive talked this over with many thought leaders. defund schools and hospitals-noone likes them. use all money wasted enriching and saving lives to increase police training to train every US citizen. now we are all police, there is no police brutality, just brutality. vote
607
release a netflix stand up special without attacking the lgbtq community challenge
608
my uber driver just farted and locked the car windows i'm in saw 8
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musical theater kids at a denny’s sitting next to an elderly couple sharing what will be their last meal together
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she is singlehandedly rewriting the gregorian calendar twitter.com/SophieASlut/st…
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???? wrigley the respawn point for chicago racists like if u die at a klan rally in kankakee you pop up in the bleachers holding a hot dog wearing oakley sunglasses on the back of your head next to your spray tanned Naperville fiancé w dried vomit on her last season vineyard vine twitter.com/DanaCBS2/statu…
613
brendan urie came out as pan and it only makes sense. a hetero could not have made a fever you can’t sweat out, it’s just not realistic
614
single 20 somethings will have 45 plants in their apartment like “i’m so lonely 😭” no u not you have aphids
615
hate shaved pubes. pulling hairs out of your mouth during sex is a part of the experience. seasoning, one might argue. it’s like how you put a bayleaf in soup. you don’t actually ingest it. it’s just for flavor
617
fellas is it gay to exist under capitalism? you mean to tell me rich old white men are snatching the fruits of my labor? fruits? idk bro sound a little spicy too me
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libertarians be like “if you take my guns i should be able to date 7th graders methinks”
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normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends twitter.com/ReggieRiich/st…
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if i see y’all kneeling with cops i’m going to conversion therapy and never looking back twitter.com/LANow/status/1…
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catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror
