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nobody asked but today i'm mad mario never tells yoshi thank you
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biden supporters be like “face it, bernie can’t beat trump. neither can biden but still.”
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton calls for abolishing landlords twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
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yall not dating to fuck? what are u trying to do then?????? get m*rried?
656
imagine saying slurs with no upper or bottom lip... it’s a miracle you can even enunciate and that’s what you choose to use it on
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no one:
nietzsche: twitter.com/Rico_nastyy/st…
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gay stories don’t have to be sad but more importantly They Don’t Have To Be White
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it’s wild healthcare is still such a contentious thing like just make it so you can go to the hospital without ruining your life
663
rubbing two zolofts together tryna summon a new frank ocean album
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so everyone knows exactly how much 6ft is until a pandemic huh
665
rich ppl think broke ppl are lying about their finances when they dress nice because the rich have excess money and still be looking like shit
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we urgently need to update modern school curricula to reflect the fact that panic at the disco's first album is just bangers start to finish
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homophobic twitter.com/cher/status/12…
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straight men be having all that ass just to not wipe it
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i know y’all not praising bush for KATRINA(?!? twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…
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one side effect of getting whooped growing up people don’t talk about is a lack of motivation in adulthood. when ur fearing beatings all ur childhood once ur grown it’s like ok literally who is gunna beat my ass
672
“i want drake to murder my vagina” was so ahead of its time people just talk like that now
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Remember to be gentle with yourself today you worthless piece of shit
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2:00pm - twitter is toxic i’m taking a break
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