576
drake 2008: hey pretty lady... u drive me crazy...
drake 2018: I cannot trust anyone due to my wealth and fame. I don’t think any of my human interaction is genuine. Multiple people could very well be trying to kill me. turn up tho
577
marriage story but it’s two immigrant parents staying together even though they have nothing in common except for the country they came from
578
mfs be like “i’m gay” okay???? me too tf. let’s kiss
579
the instagram egg is Of Color and this is a huge win for representation
580
fellas is it gay to eat? you telling me i’m supposed to use my fingers (hand penises) to put food into my mouth (face bootyhole)? 😩💀 idk bro sound a lil scrumptious to me 😭😭
581
lick it good. suck this pussy just like you should. my neck. my back. my pussy & my crack. twitter.com/calebprice1/st…
582
ur sex and cooking playlist should be the same. if you don't boil pasta & bite earlobes to the same music ur lasagna and head game are trash
583
republicans when the NRA lobbyists visits congress
pic.twitter.com/xXZwar7LA6
584
student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you
student: *pissing self* may i
585
“i can’t go home for the holidays” y’all LOVE appropriating queer culture
586
us to the meteors that keep almost hitting earth twitter.com/quama12/status…
587
i be forgetting this country is run by religious extremists
588
fellas is it gay to see a doctor twitter.com/_YoungCR7/stat…
589
let’s get a pic/video thread of maga people crying
590
the installation of bidets in every public restroom would a) create thousands of jobs b) improve national mental health by easing the anxiety of eating ass c) heal our country’s divide by reminding us what we all have in common: hole
591
too many war themed holidays not enough sex themed holidays
592
minnie found herself a bi king who would let her pop a fingie and mickey was pressed twitter.com/dieworkwear/st…
593
me: i want to die
tr*mp: we will win the war. our nukes are girthy. north korea doesn't even have a penis shaped territory. look at our florida. our land penis is huge
me: not like that
594
me talking about myself:
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me talking about how every national holiday is actually racist:
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595
"breighdeighnslee wake up put on your boots" twitter.com/foxwoundband/s…
596
imagining straight people getting their heads caught in 6 pack plastic rings
597
we need to let boomers know that bloomberg is a racist piece of shit. it’s gunna hurt but we might have to get back on facebook
598
dora when she got her foreclosure notice twitter.com/peanutbttrbaby…
599
actually no you just gotta sit on this reverse cowgirl twitter.com/DaveVescio/sta…
600
fellas is it straight to be gay? twitter.com/SeanTheTerribl…
