1976
i hate how funny this is twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
1977
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1978
does anyone have leads on where our twink king is going next???? the people need to know. he’s the political punxsutawney phil twitter.com/dccised/status…
1979
does kim kardashian’s iphone still recognize her when she takes her black off
1980
if he wins the primary i’m not just going to hand biden my vote he better take them dentures out and get to work
1982
i don’t believe in chicken tenders as a concept
1983
buttigieg campaigning for biden in a jerk restaurant: if you h’are looking to mash up rassclaat trump in di polls, Biden is di man for who you must vote. because a fi him h’and him ONLY mi batty bwoi self big up
1986
i don’t want americans to have a livable wage, i want lil caesars employees to say pizza pizza again twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/…
1987
everyone’s talking about how bernie reminds them of their abusive father but no one is talking about how elizabeth warren reminds me of my 4th grade teacher who would never let me go to the bathroom which ended with me getting a kidney infection and pissing blood
1988
like i’m really supposed to be scared of bernie yelling when warren has the school to prison pipeline bob?
1990
me walking in the voting booth about to choose the only candidate who wasn’t homophobic during the aids crisis xx
1991
Susan B. Anthony’s ghost seeing all the black men who won’t get healthcare
1993
homophobic twitter.com/cher/status/12…
1994
everytime a white woman doesn’t get votes Beets Don’t Kale My Vibes twitter will use words that can be hard to understand, but i think i get it know
“white men” (STRAIGHT white men, bad)
“women” (white women, perfect)
and
“poc” (everyone else, including dogs who need surgery)
1995
the fact that bernie is the sole candidate advocating for prisoners’ voting rights makes it really obvious that dems dont view black people as people, just capital. our humanity isnt enough. anytime we’re killed by the state they throw up our resume + CV to explain why it’s bad
1996
if i got corona i wouldn’t be that mad tbh. quarantine would give me a lot of time to catch up on shows and stuff, read, write a bunch and if i’m lucky, die
1997
“fleets” (still cannot believe that shit but okay) really impact the art of tweet deleting... what should be a deleted tweet and what should be a fleet?? will we fleet and delete? i’m sure many of us wish we could.....
1998
the way latinx millennials n zoomers won california for bernie... no beto but reyes y reinas y realeza
1999
i just found out there’s a alt right rumor that ilhan omar is married to her brother and like it’s obviously false but white conservatives will be in her replies 24/7, mad as fuck. like oh okay NOW yall get cultural appropriation
2000
resistance liberals are just conservatives + rights for white women & white gays t.co/7ZqidJXIJG
