1926
the year is 2015. a car passes playing antidote by travis scott. someone whips as a reaction. everyone laughs. your brain produces serotonin effortlessly. you check your phone. your crush just sent you a vine. you smile earnestly, not understanding how unnatural it soon will feel
1927
i want to make it clear that i did not graduate twitter.com/melissabellew_…
1928
gays be like “this is SENDING me!” where? hell?
1929
harriet when she said she was going north
1930
Kevin Fenty Parker snapped with this new tame impala.....
1931
valentine’s day is a hallmark holiday. it’s overrated and what’s important is focusing on yourself and okay now that people in relationships aren’t reading: single people post the DMs. expose all the cuffed people digicheating. if we’re not happy this valentine’s no one is happy
1932
sitting naked on your bed with your macbook on your lap and letting the computer radiation quietly murder your reproductive cells is the same thing as going on a valentine’s date. don’t let anyone tell you different
1933
okay now THIS is a slay ♥️❤️♥️❤️ happy black history month 😌 heart full and rikers fuller 💋 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
1934
bitch it’s tin foil. also tinfoil. it’s a thin foil. made of tinfoil twitter.com/SpiceyGirI/sta…
1936
we need to let boomers know that bloomberg is a racist piece of shit. it’s gunna hurt but we might have to get back on facebook
1937
no one:
solange’s imagination: twitter.com/shittycarmods_…
1939
the way adeya cries... the sustained notes... the breath control... the sheer vocal power... that is kehlani's baby
1941
idk why fem bottoms are the de facto face of daddy issues when masc tops be in the gym training to kill their father
1942
no remy but i keep that ratatoolie on me
1943
no one:
white liberal: do black people *really* not like the prison industrial complex? or is that just something my niece with blue hair who goes to wesleyan says at thanksgiving dinner
1944
funny how we haven’t heard a peep from johann sebastian bach ... t.co/ZgbAU5kMNN
1945
no one:
betsy devos: twitter.com/samatthetop/st…
1947
moderator: what do you think about the black people—
buttigieg & bloomberg:
1948
getting tattoos to pretend you’re capable of commitment >>>>>>>>>>
1949
barbara walters before joining the view twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
1950
question for people who don’t like spicy food, when are you turning 13
