2026
my junior year remedial algebra teacher reading the class attendance sheet twitter.com/CraigSJ/status…
2028
gentrifiers on their way to a city council meeting to report the bodega owner letting his 14 year old son work the cash register
twitter.com/AFlyBlackCommi…
2029
they’re waiting for you to dm them first but you’re scared. we’re facing environmental ruin and you’re scared of a text. we’re on the cusp of a global pandemic and you’re nervous to say hi. international tensions are on the brink of war and a double tap has you shaking
2030
biden’s been quiet. so? give him time. running for president is exhausting and self care is important. news flash: he doesn’t owe us anything. not progressive policy, not reform, or an apology for sniffing little girls. enough w “accountability” he’s a politician, not a celebrity
2031
when a straight person is hot that is queer baiting
2032
Joseph R. Biden and the R stands for Hard R
2033
now more than ever, we need to BAN CARPETED SEATS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT
2034
if i listened to everything the old black people in my life told me i would be a closeted choir director married to a human kitten heel & pencil skirt combo, barely making it between first sundays where i get to wear my purple suit and feel alive
2035
i’m going to eat a grilled cheese and reflect on my mortality
2036
can’t believe i got a hernia from singlehandedly carrying italian representation on my back
2037
peppa pig can fucking choke after going so long without endorsing bernie
2038
baby yoda is a log cabin republican twitter.com/theepictheymer…
2039
the friend in question twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
2040
millennials canceling their $15 berlin trip after the travel ban twitter.com/maddch1/status…
2042
corona finish him up twitter.com/forumpandlr/st…
2043
“i miss dr. sebi” you’ll see him soon
2044
everyone: we need free testing and treatment for everyone and paid sick leave from work
the us government:
2045
idk how the fuck joe biden is about to get on TV sunday and tell us medicare 4 all is unrealistic
2046
unless you’re going to grad/med/law school, most jobs do not give a fuck about your GPA. jobs after school come from your experience/connections/cronyism/nepotism/internships. dassit. no one gives a fuck about your 3.6 you fucking nerd twitter.com/HBCUBuzz/statu…
2050
round two miss rona you got this twitter.com/JeremySWallace…
