2001
my white blood cells preparing to fight coronavirus twitter.com/Marcellomj/sta…
2002
i’m learning how to direct cus once my hairline is gone i am WASHED no more on camera shit i have a straight up peanut head no planters. some people can pull it off but not me. i look like an inbred egyptian pharaoh who died young and they botched the mummification
2003
people be like “you’re reverse racist” impossible i listen to alex g
2004
white dems: listen to black women ❤️
also white dems:
2005
me washing my hands: [bye sharona voice] die corona
2006
she wine til mi cocky nearly bruk aff twitter.com/jenlyn_lucas/s…
2007
how i sound mansplaining to white pussy hat feminists why it’s reductive to equate womanhood w having a vagina
2008
if i get corona and there’s no wifi in quarantine, my dying wish is a chief keef x SOPHIE mixtape
2010
frank ocean seeing SXSW get cancelled over coronavirus knowing coachella might be next
2011
poor people: give me my fucking insulin i’m going to die
democrats: AHT AHT. say please
2012
i’ve watched slave movies then had to go to work for white people the next day, warren voters can vote for bernie
2013
“i need time to consider, be angry, self care, ravenclaw” just vote for the candidate most ideologically similar to yours
2014
2 months ❤️❤️ twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
2015
im ready twitter.com/bigthink/statu…
2018
i just can’t believe people are seriously expecting me to rally around the guy who made the bill partially responsible for half my neighborhood friends being dead or in jail like i’m not biden i can’t just forget like that
2020
i’m not going back and forth w biden supporters on here i’m in bushwick drop a pin
2022
fiona apple’s album announcement crashed the global economy. queen twitter.com/Vancyon/status…
2023
this is SLAVERY you keebler kracker twitter.com/JimmyVielkind/…
2024
i have this persistent cough i can’t get rid of 😷 excited to volunteer at the biden bingo fundraiser tn at the retirement home
2025
this is just a joke. i do not have corona and even if i did transmission is unlikely because the residents make me drink at a separate water fountain
