926
the first episode of tv i ever wrote airs in five days
927
kid at school: how come you never have people over at your house
me internally:
928
had to read twice twitter.com/thehill/status…
929
apple showing us the same phone for the 3rd year in a row
930
1st gen black/brown culture is white people telling you how fun the country your parents had to leave because it never fully recovered after white people colonized it is
931
trying to make kings feel less than just to boost your low confidence. smh. typical tall behavior twitter.com/SInow/status/1…
932
i see some of you wonder why your life is in shambles while you let aint shit 6ft+ men waltz into your life like youre the big n tall section at men's warehouse
933
again, if you're in ICE you're a really just a piece of shit. you're actively ruining lives and setting the stage for genocide. theres no room for "nuance". you're just a piece of shit. idc if you're an intern. idc if you have student loans to pay. you're garbage twitter.com/nytimes/status…
935
i’m bored as hell on this flight. who is the queerest pokemon and why
937
@miercolesgbr Pomeranians are a Luxury breed. you were blessed to be in their presence
938
good morning who are we pushing away due to a fear of intimacy today
939
if @COLDGAMEKELV doesn’t have a nature show by 2020 hollywood is cancelled
941
negging is the ugliest, whackest flirting strategy just bump into me and make meaningful eye contact while you help me pick up my belongings like a real one
942
stream American Vandal ss2 and Bojack Horseman ss5 now out on Netflix!!!!!!!! i didn’t write on bojack but i stan and the people who make it are nice!!!
943
when i first started tweeting abt short kings ppl On Here were still saying 5’9” is short look at how far we’ve come twitter.com/calvinstowell/…
944
weather channel: this hurricane could potentially bring high waters–
yall: how high
weather channel: over 6ft
yall:
947
aging is so wild like we really being affected by gravity and time in this bitch
949
i need this coffee shop to turn down the music so i can hear this couple break up
950
me getting ready to go out in a black shirt with black pants and white shoes for the 1928374839919th time
