901
cause of death: white people using aave to negatively respond to a black persons tweets
902
yikes sis! the tea must be gagging. im fintoo go to the corna sto! and get some more tea sis.
903
white people saying “phew chile the ghetto” is historically inaccurate yall have to say say “whoa buddy the country club”
904
be the cowboy?? solange in gallon hats????? cities are finished. i’m one yippie cae yaesthetic from moving to north dakota adopting some cows and living off sunflower seeds
905
yall still eating french fries? lmao grow up and eat mashed potatoes
907
me:
dystopian film: IMAGINE A WORLD,,, where people are oppressed for being POOR
908
gay marriage made people think the lgbtq+ community “arrived” when most cisgender, heterosexual people still have to be taught to see us as three dimensional human beings and even our “””””allies””””” can’t empathize with us unless we perfectly mimic their lifestyles
910
the johnny videos are collectively one of the first horsemen of the apocalypse
912
f****t will only truly be reclaimed by the gays once we start beating cishet ppls ass for saying it
913
all these musclehead masc4masc gays yet NO headlines about homophobes getting knocked out? all that upper body strength for nothing, i'm sick
914
there’s a whole generation of children who’ve never watched a bootleg dvd :/
915
me:
eminem: *steadily yelling* i’m fucked up cus i fuck cups and i cusp suck on more sluts in the butt what in the butt what and when i cut ducks duck rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant shake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
916
FINALLY GOT VERIFIED ONE SMALL STEP FOR A SHORT KING ONE GIANT STEP FOR SHORT KINGDOM
917
from small to smedium ... short kings are taking over
919
good morning which parent are we realizing we’re slowly becoming today
920
fruit flies when i leave bananas out on the counter
921
please be kind to yourself and realize sometimes it’s healthy to take breaks from social media even if just for a day. your friends will send you useful links and screenshots to memes. you won’t miss anything
922
stormi levitating away after telekinetically throwing cardi’s shoe
923
i think a culture where people have a holistic understanding of the potential physical repercussions that antagonizing your peers can bring is healthy. a praxis of "knucking if you buck" (crime mob et al, 2004)
924
me hitting the blunt in a new group of people bcus i wanna seem chill whole time knowing i’m about to spend the next hour and a half trying not to die
925
the lack of john cho daddy content is disappointing. ya'll so focused on jeff goldblum's "smells like sandalwood and cigars" daddy energy you're missing out on equally as good and valid "remembered the kids' doctor appointment and cooked a last minute dinner" energy
