976
you ever been just living your life and then remember trump is foreal the president
977
people who watch other screens on the plane while their screen is off have a deep well of chaotic energy hiding in them
979
journalists to white artist: tell us more about your project
journalists to nonwhite artist: here’s an original copy of martin luther king’s “letter from a birmingham jail”. in 500 words or less, compare & contrast this letter with your performance in “minions 7: spring break”
980
good morning who we losing interest in after finding out they're emotionally available
981
iconic tall queen/short king couple twitter.com/omggjackiee/st…
982
white men who ruin lives are punished less than black children who cant sit still
983
me: what’s your skincare routine
straight guy:
984
i love books that actually begin on page 12 like yes book come thru for a dumb bitch give me a head start
985
so @ehjovandied was a self hating king all along :/ he’s 5’3
987
fellas is it gay to think? you telling me i’m supposed to make ideas using an electro-chemical reaction that science still finds hard to understand? hard? and it’s pink? nah lol that sound a lil ornate to me
989
older siblings who put their younger siblings onto cool music are braver than the us marines
990
when a song from ctrl comes on in public and i start thinking about that summer
991
people who had emo phases are at our most powerful in the fall... feeing reckless... might fuck around and poke thumb holes in my sweater sleeves...
992
t***p is the ex you blocked on twitter, insta, fb, tumblr, gmail, gchat, & snapchat so they only way they can reach you is paypaling you a dollar with the memo “can we just talk”
993
they put a dig inn next to a sweetgreen in williamsburg and no one’s talking about this white on white violence
995
.@BernieSanders we should be able to pay student loans with unused accelerated reader points
997
it’s sad how bilingualism is the norm in so many other countries but america is so deadset on only speaking english that we start making up nonsense like smol bean
998
gm fellas with gluten sensitivities let’s get this soft corn tortilla
999
short kings & short king allies lend me your energy
1000
ass eating is mentioned no where in the bible therefore it is the only acceptable form of pre marital sex
