526
the hologram of prince is gunna avenge janet and pop out justin timberlake's chode
529
everyday i strive to be as brave as a cis straight white dude with nail polish on his thumb
530
early 20 something culture is drinking wine from coffee mugs
532
ur mcm's team lost the super bowl and now he has to wait another year to allow himself to experience male affection
533
brands and corporations realizing that triggering outrage gets the most attention online
534
when capitalism finds a way to commodify your anger against capitalism
535
if you wrap your vibrator's batteries in gold ferrero rocher paper and say self care three times it becomes a real person
536
happy black history month to these iconic black animated characters
537
what skincare/beauty products are we using to fill the void
539
lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
540
i just saw a video on here of a lesbian couple proposing to each at the same time, unplanned. the gays have now won marriage. heterosexuality is illegal in all 50 states
542
lesbian couples are scientifically the most powerful of the gays. studies of lesbian mitochondria show that they actually have the highest concentration of gay witchcraft. lesbian media representation is so lacking bcus many of their images physically cannot be captured by camera
543
i'm an aspiring nature photographer looking for work. your rt could be the one that changes my life 🙏🏽❤️
544
first generation american culture is knowing your parents left their birth country to give their kids a better life and quickly realizing you'll have to do the same
545
joining a gang as a means of survival in a deeply segregated city that defunds its public schools and underserves black and latinx communities is like almost kind of different from killing 17 people in cold blood sort of twitter.com/switchingtime/…
546
i'd like to submit a formal transfer request to a different simulation please
547
white child: *commits mass murder*
society: let's pray for the parents, reckoning with their baby boy's nono
black child: *forgets homework*
society: "ma'am" your "son" is a "future" gang leader and it's your fault
548
republicans when the NRA lobbyists visits congress
pic.twitter.com/xXZwar7LA6
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student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you
student: *pissing self* may i
550
if my teachers were allowed to have guns i would not have made it past 8th grade
