576
somewhere father john misty is watching the walmart yodel boy SHAKING
577
jesus: i’m dead 😵
12 disciples: omg 😔
jesus: lmao april fools 😂🧖🏿♂️
mary magdelene: girl stop playin 😭
578
me: am i single? no. i’m dating myself. focusing on myself. prioritizing and investing in myself. loving myself. reading, exercising, cooking meals at home... for myself. filling myself up spiritually and emotionally so i have more to offer to the next person
my last brain cell: twitter.com/offsetyrn/stat…
579
“i lost my friend she’s up front”
-music festival proverb
580
somebody found my debit card and only got $6.51 of food at jack in the box before it got cancelled. you got the bag and fumbled it
581
should’ve gone straight to walgreens and got that visa gift card but you needed a snack
584
people who don’t like the office: what sitcoms do you like
585
queer culture is growing up stanning and relating to disney villains
586
remember when the bad luck brian meme lasted us from 2012-2015? remember in 2016 when we had one viral meme a month? remember last week when we had a viral spongebob meme an hour
587
good morning. we deserved a reba reboot but instead we got roseanne
588
zuckerberg: hello senator sir
senator: *lowers glasses, squints at phone* how can i tell if my granddaughter blocked me
589
my lyft driver just said he hates delivering postmates to my apartment building cus it smells like ethnic food while whole time his car smells like divorce and jim crow era mothballs
590
so many people are afraid to speak their truth cus they don’t wanna be “canceled” or whatever but i’ll come right out and say pretzels are just bread bones
591
i had to look at this 8 times to make sure that they actually used a photo of a serial killer standing in front of a rainbow
592
everyone apologize to my teenage self right the fuck now twitter.com/nylonmag/statu…
593
remember when beyoncé said suck my balls and ended gendered biological essentialism
594
i really hope he introduces himself as musical guest and then runs to the stage twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/…
595
beyoncé nailing choreography and hitting every note: 😌
me trying to reach the outlet behind my bed:
596
me still not having filed my taxes knowing the irs is coming for me
597
me in high school & college forcing myself to like an artist for a boy
598
child: where do babies come from
me: staying in your hometown after high school
599
someone: *gives me a sincere compliment*
me: twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
600
a couple pix from @GAYLETTER issue 8 out now!! shot by @pagmi
