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humans act like we're at the top of the animal kingdom when most of us only have two tiddies. cows?? 4 tiddies. dogs? 10 tiddies. yet we're the superior species??? idk something don't add up
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catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror
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this is why those jokes aren't funny
thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/un…
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welcome to the resistance twitter.com/theavclub/stat…
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youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you
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and being both terrified and relieved by the thought
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if someone says a crystal makes them feel good, leave them alone. stop killing people's placebo effect. go watch rick and morty
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rihanna could wear a white hood with eye holes cut out and i'd still stan
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kendrick, bruno mars, nick jonas.... men under 5'10" winning this year...
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sza did not give us the soundtrack of our heartbreaks and hoeings to be disrespected like this
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y'all make fun of sza's vocal affect but stan white boy indie singers pronouncing "oh" with an a-e-i-o and u
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i can't wait to displace my hip seeing rihanna at her vegas residency when i'm 50
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us: give sza a grammy!!
the academy: and Song Of The Year goes to "Take A Knee My Ass (I Won't Take A Knee)"
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my love languages are giving gifts and forwarding memes
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the only colonizer who gets a pass is cap'n crunch
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apple jacks are the true colonizers for how they did cinna mon
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telling me i need to learn how to drive is homophobic
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when the rebellion's starting and you hear someone say "get the light skins too"
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i hope every person finds someone that treats them like my neck, my back (lick it) by khia twitter.com/delaneyoconnor…
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happy black history month to the queer and trans black icons whose legacies are too often ignored
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catch me on super bowl sunday complaining about how the nfl treats players like objects between my takes on who has the juiciest booty
