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greta really flexed on every single 2000s male mumblecore filmmaker with ladybird
477
loving the funky freshness of how UltraWoke celebs used the bodies of activists as accessories in a very get out fashion but get out got NO awards!!! i'm sleep doe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
478
learn when it's time 2 move on. look at the dinosaurs. they were popping so hard like 1,000 years ago but then they said aight... we had our moment... now it's time to be birds
479
agent: thoughts about this role?
straight actor who wants an oscar: eh
agent: it's sad and gay
straight actor who wants an oscar:
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i used to feel like i actually lived in america but now i'm just chilling on a gigantic rock ran by some people i do not fuck with
481
*sticks tongue out in selfie*
me: twitter.com/charli_xcx/sta…
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i'll have you know that i come from a shithole planet
485
lmao yall still meal prep?? LMFAO catch up. i wrap a half eaten cookie in kleenex and keep it in my pocket for later
486
white people's MLK: where_is_the_love_black_eyed_peas.mp3
black people's MLK: knuck_if_you_buck_crime_mob.mp3
488
“Are you ready for your taste lessons?”
Chocolate chip quivered.
Gingerbread fainted.
Macadamia nut shivered.
Sugar teared up.
“Yes, Oatmeal Raisin” they said in unison.
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intelligent culture is eating oatmeal raisin cookies
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me: *logs onto facebook*
person from high school:
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millennial culture is spending money you don't have thinking you deserve it plus your paycheck is coming next friday and then your employers taking 2 months to pay you
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my uber smells like nut rag frito casserole
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drake's music is really on some mob shit now if he leaves you a voicemail at 3am now it doesn't mean he wants to get back together it means you're dying in 7 days
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i don't think drake would personally get his hands dirty but i fully believe he would have some ovo songwriters dangle someone over a bridge and with his back turned say "let him fly boys"
495
music streaming apps should let you block songs and artists
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me, tweeting: the tide pod meme is yet another reflection of gen z/millennial hopelessness and our ambivalence toward death in reaction to the absurd inequalities of late capitalism, national & global politics, climate change, and potential nuclear w—
*backspaces*
one gotta go
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i've never actually seen pulp fiction but i've pieced it together from college dorm room posters
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student loan collectors switching numbers trying to trick me into answering their calls
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me after eating a well rounded breakfast
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poor white people: where are the jobs you promised us
republicans: twitter.com/likybo15/statu…
