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me:
black man over 50: it starts in the home
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me: capitalism is harmful
some guy: um... *hits vape pen* methinks this tweet was sent from an iPHONE... xD ... ur welcome for life, sincerely, capitalism xDD
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poc: *breathe* twitter.com/thehill/status…
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me @ my unhealthy thought/behavior patterns after consistent therapy
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when a chipotle employee catches me putting sprite in my water cup
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liberal arts major:
stem major: ugh im so JEALOUS of u like i WISH i could just read clifford the big red dog and make flower crowns but instead i gotta create the new ai algorithm for the robot amazon uses to beat workers when they faint lol but good luck finding a job lol jk ;)
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever fantasized about an infrastructure renewal program funded by the taxes of billionaires
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stem major:
liberal arts major: hey what time is it? trick question; time is a construct lol btw lmk when u get a chance to read my medium article about the gender dynamics of a deleted scene in space jam my schedj is v open rn just doing freelance dreams for a pdf let's do lunch
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ur mcm hates taxes cus he thinks one day he too will be rich and wants to take a stab at oppressing the poor like all the rich men before him. every time he sees a car sweepstakes in the mall he takes a picture in front of it
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how do these people go so long not getting their asses beat twitter.com/newsweek/statu…
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when i fav something about net neutrality and my browser takes more than .05 seconds to load
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liberal arts major: Text RESIST to 50409 to tell your representatives or Senators what you think about net neutrality
stem major: or text PRESIDENT to the same number to contact the White House.
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🎅🏿❄️☃️
have a holly jolly *distortion*
N E T N E U T R A L I T Y
it's the best time
*me extremely close to the microphone*
T O T E X T R E S I S T T O 50409
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net neutrality: *dies*
me talking to my best friend through a tin can with a wire in the back: hey lol wyd
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keaton's mom skrrrting off with 50k worth of faded glory
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hey everyone i'm doing stand up on @FallonTonight tn. this is a literal dream come true. check it out!!!!
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i just came out to my parents on national tv lmao
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net neutrality has gotta stay i cannot go back to books i forgot how to read
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2027: hey RESISTBOT, just following up on the text i sent about repealing the $999.99/week breathing bill. i was a little late on this weeks payment but sophia is still waiting outside my apartment with a gucci sock full of batteries is there any way you can get her to leave
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used to think there was no way my jamaican, christian family would ever come to terms with my queerness. feeling blessed w acceptance, but please consider donating to the True Colors fund to help LGBTQ youth experiencing homelessness
my.truecolorsfund.org/fundraiser/122…
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ted cruz: *slurping queso through a straw* assistant?
assistant: yes
ted cruz: make me one of those maymays about net neutrality
assistant: you mean memes sir
ted: *dabbing queso on his neck, wrists* yes please
assistant: twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
