1976
the magabomber kept his job after openly saying he wanted to kill all gay and black people while in most states you can legally be fired for being lgbtq or wearing dreads
1978
projections say the breaking point is 2040 you can still squeeze in 3-5 marriages before then
1979
good evening send that risky text the earth is melting
1981
black protestant culture is being dragged to church on halloween with no costume and trying not to cry while you eat tootsie rolls and play musical chairs to kirk franklin
1982
the amount of unchecked ego it takes to open a coffee shop with no wifi
1983
peanuts cause deathly allergic reactions... yall really out here supporting whole murderers... yikes
1984
“god doesn’t make mistakes” genocides, slavery, famines, you, the list goes on
1985
genitals ≠ gender
nytimes.com/2018/10/21/us/…
1987
the public transit seats in chicago are still covered in carpet... the amount of times i’ve sat in mysterious wet... something needs to change
1989
the class system in the u.s. is people who search food in google maps vs people who search restaurants
1991
YES short kings started to uplift all masc identifying ppl under 6ft AND fight body dysmorphic beauty standards in said ppl... YES i am 5'9"... YES that is the scientific average in the US... DRAG me if u want... call me shortezal if you want... i will ALWAYS defend short kings
1992
its cuffing* season
*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
1993
anyway random acts of flyness on hbo is brilliant
1994
yes i’m gay but sometimes you gotta heteroswipe just to check in n see where ur at
1995
i didn’t “delete” a “tweet” you failed to screenshot a collectors item
1996
nyc apartments be like “LOVELY vintage loft with hot water and live in supe (pictured) $6666 a month ($79,992 deposit with 11 months free) >849 credit score and >70% 23&Me European ancestry needed for approval”
1997
the apartment on the listing vs the apartment they show you
1998
remember when snapchat showed “best friends” and we all just watched people cheat before our eyes
1999
pull up n let’s see what tht bfa in movement do
