1926
i feel so bad for ppl who grew up without winter like how do you know when to isolate yourself for 3 months
1927
hannah montana but she’s a depressed art major whose finsta of street garbage blows up forcing her to live a double life as unemployed and head designer at balenciaga
1928
rich ppl think broke ppl are lying about their finances when they dress nice because the rich have excess money and still be looking like shit
1929
on @TheDailyShow talking abt scamazon slime tn !!!!!!!!!!
1931
tfw puberty gives u a jaw line but steals the glint in your eye
1932
@Kehlani you really went from rawr is dinosaur for i love you to a full fledged bhaddie
1933
he gone pee twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…
1934
aliens need to stop fucking around with these asteroids and brief encounters pull up already
1935
good morning what skincare products are we using to distract from rising international tensions
1936
western countries to fascism after ww2
1937
astrology memes are just whatsapp chaintexts for queer ppl
1938
citrus candles are a kitchen/bathroom scent and do not belong in the bedroom. if you dnt know the difference idk if you can be trusted w my body
1939
i hate pitting powerful women against each other but oat milk is really coming for soy and almonds necks
1940
if you’re a painter/sculptor/visual artist and sell your work online post your website, society6, etsy, etc in the replies pls
1941
with all the n***erfishing going around just remember you should never have to ask if a black person is mixed because we’ll tell you
1942
2019 we’re not cleaning our rooms before hook ups they will either accept it or leave
1944
white women really went susan b anthony in the booth again
1945
i’m so mad we gotta watch t*d cr*z’s face melt for another 6 years
1946
this is all too much my eczema is acting up
1947
there’s so many blue check why aight people tweeting “remember politics don’t actually change your life. there’s still sunday football, potpourri, mild salsa, and your beautiful son & daughter breighaedyn & kaehayeighœtelinen” rn
1948
good evening short kings. remember that d*n*ld tr*mp is 6'3"
1949
one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.
1950
16 year old me when a guy would lean back in his chair and his shirt would lift up
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