2026
thanks again @FallonTonight ❤️
📸: andrew lipovsky/nbc
2027
I’M DOING STAND UP ON THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRIG JIMMY FALLON TONIGHT AT 10:35 CENTRAL TIME !!!!! TUNE IN!!!!!!!
2028
ass eating is mentioned no where in the bible therefore it is the only acceptable form of pre marital sex
2029
short kings & short king allies lend me your energy
2030
gm fellas with gluten sensitivities let’s get this soft corn tortilla
2031
it’s sad how bilingualism is the norm in so many other countries but america is so deadset on only speaking english that we start making up nonsense like smol bean
2033
.@BernieSanders we should be able to pay student loans with unused accelerated reader points
2035
they put a dig inn next to a sweetgreen in williamsburg and no one’s talking about this white on white violence
2036
t***p is the ex you blocked on twitter, insta, fb, tumblr, gmail, gchat, & snapchat so they only way they can reach you is paypaling you a dollar with the memo “can we just talk”
2037
people who had emo phases are at our most powerful in the fall... feeing reckless... might fuck around and poke thumb holes in my sweater sleeves...
2038
when a song from ctrl comes on in public and i start thinking about that summer
2039
older siblings who put their younger siblings onto cool music are braver than the us marines
2040
big mouth season 2 drops this friday
2041
fellas is it gay to think? you telling me i’m supposed to make ideas using an electro-chemical reaction that science still finds hard to understand? hard? and it’s pink? nah lol that sound a lil ornate to me
2043
so @ehjovandied was a self hating king all along :/ he’s 5’3
2044
i love books that actually begin on page 12 like yes book come thru for a dumb bitch give me a head start
2045
me: what’s your skincare routine
straight guy:
2046
white men who ruin lives are punished less than black children who cant sit still
2047
iconic tall queen/short king couple twitter.com/omggjackiee/st…
2048
good morning who we losing interest in after finding out they're emotionally available
2049
journalists to white artist: tell us more about your project
journalists to nonwhite artist: here’s an original copy of martin luther king’s “letter from a birmingham jail”. in 500 words or less, compare & contrast this letter with your performance in “minions 7: spring break”
