1951
the girl who started a gofundme pretending to be a black trump supporter abandoned by her family really hit the lick of the century. snatch that magabag tbh
1952
white supremacists: oope just gunna sneak past ya
fbi: oope go head buddy
1954
there’s a couple popping each other’s pimples on the j train and that’s really the energy for winter 2018
1955
good evening fellow adhd heads where are we losing our debit cards today
1956
this bird just asked why i wasn’t at vacation bible school twitter.com/welcomet0natur…
1957
12 year old me obliviously listening to a pop punk song written by a 28 year old man that’s actually just abt stalking a 17 year old girl
1958
me on 2007 youtube looking up fall out boy lyric videos
1959
minorities: idk everything rn feels like germany before-
***** ***: your not even dead yet, please wait until you die to make those comparisons
1960
people in other countries: that church was nearly burnt down in 1315 by a queen who found her husband cheating
americans: wow 👁👄👁 that mcdonalds has been there for 30 years
1961
rihanna snapped when she wrote same ol mistakes
1962
how depressed are u on a scale of eye contact is uncomfortable to old ziploc bowl of dinner cereal next to your bed where the residual milk dried and milkglued the spoon to the bowl meaning it’ll be too much work to wash so you just let it chill
1963
young women black grandmas
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purple tinted hair
1965
i did an interview with @smndrsn for @vmagazine gone off a caffeine pill and ended up sharing a lot of personal stuff
style: (ig) sho_tatsuishi
photo: (ig) fujioemura
vman.com/article/the-aw…
1967
gays be getting italian on the first date that’s not dinner that’s a wine and paint
1968
fellas would you rather have a gay son or a 800 credit score
1969
if they take away the like button i’ll start dming people “your 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is well”
1970
can’t believe this but i just saw @tedcruz eat a piece of human shit off the sidewalk after mistaking it for a three musketeers
1971
billionaires after tricking the global poor and working class into believing fascism and nationalism will fix everything
1972
straight people walking past a gay bar in the 60s
1973
left: i will ruin your dinner if you are a shitty politician
right: interrupting tapas is the same as mass murder
1974
if you’re overdrawn and hungry: ordering grubhub thru your paypal account connected to your checking will override the decline
1975
renesmee snapped twitter.com/ladbible/statu…
