1876
me wearing an underwhelming outfit and tucking my shirt into my pants twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1878
some of y'all have never lifted your hands in the sanctuary and it shows
1879
me:
louis ck: back in my day the only pronouns were nigga/er
1882
ICE: *commits crimes against humanity*
media: Is the moon a socialist lesbian? Hear more gay conspiracies at 8
1884
the three wise men carrying luxury goods into the manger
1885
this is the perfect time of year to post thirst traps everyone is in their childhood home wistful and horny
1888
the roach i accidentally brought to school in 5th grade crawling out of my backpack twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1889
i feel so Healthy when i go to concerts like why yes i do Activities
1890
me @ the ancient spirit i unleashed after opening a dusty book in an attic twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1891
me begging a dentist to remove my wisdom teeth twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
1892
my organs watching me take medication on an empty stomach with cold brew
1893
other than serving chicken on an olive garden menu i see nothing wrong with this. you can’t convince me otherwise
1894
so after all this ass eating a bucket is where we draw the line?
1895
no pick me but i’ve eaten spaghetti out of a bucket and i’d do it again
1896
someone said being conservative is the new being gay like conservatives ever had to go to public restrooms to talk about ayn rand
1899
this is the best compliment i’ve gotten in my entire life t.co/T8nvCGtsrz
1900
y’all act like there’s no safe place for you to be homophobic go get your haircut
