1577
somewhere father john misty is watching the walmart yodel boy SHAKING
1578
the new batman cast is bi propaganda
1579
“i lost my friend she’s up front”
-music festival proverb
1580
everyone is talking about “clapping alien cheeks” why are yall assuming aliens are bottoms??? all that probing aliens are atleast vers tops. you’re getting YOUR cheeks clapped at light speed
1581
jackass is the paris is burning of white skaters with CTE
1584
when chief keef really said “i french kiss the money, she french kiss my oui oui” he was lamenting the loss of connection and romance in our capitalistic, achievement oriented society
1585
now when i said beyoncé was my cousin y’all took me for joke. said i was doing the mostissimo... i’m done defending my heritage. that’s my famiglia fr fr... cap peach?
1587
I’m happy to see Jamaican songwriters finally getting their due. next Rihanna needs to get her coins for Same Ol Mistakes twitter.com/Reuters/status…
1588
That was me. Hope you learned your lesson. twitter.com/bocxtop/status…
1589
if unrequited love actually led to murder every queer person would be in jail
1590
dating website but only for people who used to flip their eyelids and people who covered their hands in glue to peel it off later
1592
stop making fun of me for being sensitive bitch i will cry on you
1593
before jesus rolls away the stone who want me
1594
tired of thinking for myself. i’m ready to join a cult. or a highly structured polycule
1595
me playing tetris twitter.com/MarvensBrutus/…
1596
you’re legally required to disclose to your neighbors if you believe r kelly
1597
if you're hot but were raised rich it doesn't count
1599
please be kind to yourself and realize sometimes it’s healthy to take breaks from social media even if just for a day. your friends will send you useful links and screenshots to memes. you won’t miss anything
1600
$1,200 stimulus package or lunch w jay-z 🤔
