1551
y’all act like there’s no safe place for you to be homophobic go get your haircut
1552
i’ll sleep between yall it’s nothing fr
1553
when i used to go over to my white friends houses and they’d drink plain whole milk with dinner
1554
einstein: can you tell us your secret??
nietzsche: we're begging
MLK: please. we must know.
karl marx: elaborate. we beg.
de beauvoir: anything.
sun tzu: ?????
al-gazali: we must know
confucius: i'm on my knees
the nigga who invented cookie crisps: please one at a time
1555
that being said i am a married Christian man living in boca raton w my wife, three kids and a golden lab. it’s hard being straight & an avid fan of dancing with the stars – i get shit for it constantly at the office – so i understand where the frustration the lgbtq community has
1557
white liberals seeing poc voting for bernie like “ENOUGH! give us your scholarship back”
1558
how i sound mansplaining to white pussy hat feminists why it’s reductive to equate womanhood w having a vagina
1560
Kevin Hart could have just donated to a LGBTQ health center but instead chose to milk this situation for attention, thus solidifying his status as a Gay Icon. In this HRC newsletter I will
1561
we urgently need to update modern school curricula to reflect the fact that panic at the disco's first album is just bangers start to finish
1562
when short kings look up we see all you tall kings/queens at your most unflattering angle and STILL accept you... yet we are met with hate & ridicule. short kings are here to stay. we demand reciprocity or we’ll start tying your shoelaces together when you’re not paying attention
1564
journalists to white artist: tell us more about your project
journalists to nonwhite artist: here’s an original copy of martin luther king’s “letter from a birmingham jail”. in 500 words or less, compare & contrast this letter with your performance in “minions 7: spring break”
1565
where is your boy tonight i hope he is a
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1566
there’s so many blue check why aight people tweeting “remember politics don’t actually change your life. there’s still sunday football, potpourri, mild salsa, and your beautiful son & daughter breighaedyn & kaehayeighœtelinen” rn
1567
yall will watch UNCUT GEMS but won’t date UNCUT MENS
1568
poc, kids of immigrants n poor whites in the replies
twitter.com/cherrywineIoui… twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1569
they need to start regularly listing pet casualties in foreign stories so white americans will care more twitter.com/CNN/status/117…
1570
when 3OH!3 said “Don’t trust a hoe who don’t trust me” they were referencing chapter 3 of bell hooks’s “All About Love” where she delineates the ways in which Love is unattainable when cisheterosexual men & women sacrifice the True Self to exist within patriarchal modes of gender
1571
it's wild realizing a lot of the extra-biblical sex puritanism in the church originated from closeted men trying to explain why they couldnt get hard on their honeymoon
1572
new fka twigs dropping soon i’m about to levitate off the bed during sex while whispering and spinning my head 360°
1573
i used to feel like i actually lived in america but now i'm just chilling on a gigantic rock ran by some people i do not fuck with
