1602
it’s so dam annoying when people don’t have pics of themselves on insta how else am i supposed to construct an idealized version of you that will be impossible to live up to
1603
day 9165 of having a flat ass... running out of patience
1604
trump in the white house seeing the protests
1605
me at the interview vs me once i get the job
1606
lol climate change is happening so quick i might never have to pay my loans back. ima be drowning in glacier water dying laughing lmaooooooo
1607
i feel a deep sadness knowing i was never able to eat this sandwich. it's not enough to eat a pb&j. i want to eat a pb&j that started as an oil painting then became 3 dimensional twitter.com/NoahVerrier/st…
1608
the tips of your plant’s leaves turning brown is perfectly normal. it’s just your plant saying you will never be able to care for or love another living thing without hurting it
1610
your mcm gets in bed face unwashed still smelling like outside
1611
hiv isn't a death sentence but if you're that concerned, go on PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis). it's a pill that is between 92% and 99% effective in reducing HIV risk for HIV- people. but of course you won't actually do that. you just want an excuse to dehumanize queer people twitter.com/Hibsta__/statu…
1612
just because both my parents are white doesn’t mean i’m not a poc <3
1613
coldplay has some bops idc idc idc idc idc
1614
we haven't really seen what a horny lesbian would do a hollywood budget
1615
fellas is it gay to exercise? you telling me i’m supposed to get more muscles so when i look in the mirror it’s more man in my riflection? 🚫💀 that sound a little flavorsome to me 😭
1616
me: am i single? no. i’m dating myself. focusing on myself. prioritizing and investing in myself. loving myself. reading, exercising, cooking meals at home... for myself. filling myself up spiritually and emotionally so i have more to offer to the next person
my last brain cell: twitter.com/offsetyrn/stat…
1618
buttigieg be like my mom was a rusty loom, my dad is a grain silo, i studied Sweat at the university of Life (Harvard)
1621
m.i.a. you have 24 hours to respond twitter.com/jahdatta/statu…
1622
no one:
my forehead:
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1623
See this is why you save your corona check instead wasting it on food and groceries. We could’ve seen 4 years of black owned prisons and black wealth but a lot of y’all dropped the ball. Chess not checkers. twitter.com/BesDMarx/statu…
1624
that's straight up cum still. thats's like putting a blueberry in a cup of milk and calling it a smoothie twitter.com/JessicaValenti…
1625
the Look for this fall is divorced private school principal after the first alimony check hit
